Scuba Limericks

[H2Andy]

nice ones whisperer and mama

 

[dlndavid]

There once was a gnome named moonie
he travelled around
entertaining the crowds
although scheduled for Bonaire
he couldn't get there
because of a crock
he was left in a box

 

[TheRedHead]

There once was a gnome named moonie
he travelled around
entertaining the crowds
although scheduled for Bonaire
he couldn't get there
because of a crock
he was left in a box

And while starved for ar,
he showed not a care,
and everyone thought he was looney!

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

There once was a n00b named Frank
Who couldn't get a big enough tank
He'd suck down his air
Like a drunk grizzly bear
And his tank refills emptied the bank!

 

[H2Andy]

nice, fish

i'm having to work hard to keep up with y'all

in a cave sometimes you must feel
where the line has tangled your reel
but be careful to grope
what you think is the rope
lest your fingers harass a mean eel

 

[wetrat]

Fish and Andy, thanks for the laughs - needed it today!!!

John

 

[BabyDuck]

mel's coming over tomorrow,
her cave books i'm gonna borrow.
reels on the land,
must be ours to command,
or we'll flunk cavern to our sorrow!

 

[creamofwheat]

There was a man named Toot
He always dove in a dry suit
He made a mistake
the suit expanded to full intake
and the scene looked quite a hoot!.

Poor Toot. He would have accidentally surfaced, too. Awww

 

[mermaid8773]

WetRat.........yes, your limmerick was correct...

St. Croix = Saint Croy

Good job!!!!! I love this place!

Big Hugs!

Alix

 

[mermaid8773]

I want to dive lobster away,
But for all my gear I must pay.
I've a sneakin' hunch
If I catch me a bunch,
The dive shop will pay for today!

Goin' lobsterin this afternoon!!! Woohoo!