Scuba Limericks

[Fish_Whisperer]

In honor of Kevfin's hilarious piece:

My sweetie, Inflatable Marge:
Left 'er home 'cos she was simply too large
To fit in my bag
(even for a quick shag)
So I sent 'er across on the barge!

 

[H2Andy]

nice stuff guys...

there once was a diver who slept on a hammock
to avoid night visits from weasel or bullock
one night he became quite anxious to pee
but it being dark he just couldn't see
and falling to earth did take quite a wallop

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I whispered to a cute fish
"How lovely you'd look on my dish"
She batted her eyes
And I was sweetly surprised
When she swam up and gave me a kish!

 

[my1ocean]

This is absolutely the best string on SB!!! Awesome, just awesome....

 

[my1ocean]

How anxiously we wait for Scuba Santa.
Ah, the cheer and presents GIGANTA!
His reindeer will be fleet
and all our stockings replete,
if he misses the traffic in Atlanta!:gulp18:

 

[H2Andy]

variation on a theme by my1ocean


no diving this year for poor Santa,
no swimming with stingray or manta
on his trip to Bonaire
he got a great fare
but he lost his c-card in Atlanta

 

[TheRedHead]

You guys are on a roll!

 

[Vtdiver2]

Sitting here drink in hand,
reading posts from across the land,
Scubaboard's the best,
I must profess,
The others boards seem quite bland.

C-Dawg
God Love Capt. Morgan

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I'll drink to that, C-Dawgie!

 

[wetrat]

I'll drink to that, C-Dawgie!

This is an amazing place, isn't it!! :happyjaz: