Scuba Limericks

[H2Andy]

there once was a diver mysterious
made by the depths quite imperious
he used only air
as deep as he dared
and ended his days quite delirious

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

A dreadlocked young diver from Mead
Would dive with a Hooka and leads
He like, totally forgot to vent
And DUDE... got like, totally bent
'Cos his hooka was toked up with weed.

 

[Kevfin]

A dreadlocked young diver from Mead
Would dive with a Hooka and leads
He like, totally forgot to vent
And DUDE... got like, totally bent
'Cos his hooka was toked up with weed.

Dude, like that's totally awesome... righteous dude...

FW, I can always count on a good laugh from your wit. From the bread... head and Mead...weed, I'm still chuckling...

 

[speedhound]

Names have been changed to protect the "innocent"

There was a young diver called Andy
Who’s seeking a dry suit quite dandy
When invited to Gilboa,
He was a no show-er,
Despite the hot chocolate so handy!

 

[wb416]

Names have been changed to protect the "innocent"

There was a young diver called Andy
Who’s seeking a dry suit quite dandy
When invited to Gilboa,
He was a no show-er,
Despite the hot chocolate so handy!

He's not innocent at all... I'd just 'out' him!

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

A studly young stroke named Stan
Who said with the coolest elan
That he'd dove the Titanic
(and other tales gigantic)
And that was why he had so many fans.

 

[Kevfin]

There once was an obese diver named Ned
Submerging took a ton of lead
But don’t despair
He quickly burned up his air
And on the surface he was soon fed

 

[TheRedHead]

A daring little diver named Nell
Loved the deep and divine Cozumel
While some cried beware!
She had not a care
And left for the airport wishing them well

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Wilma, she blew, so it seems
But she sure wasn't anyone's wet dream
She sat on our face
And smashed up the place
But thank god she held off on the cream.


(ducking and running away)

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

The Warhammer maneuver was good
Though this isn't to say that you should
Upside down
A smile's a frown
And you might end up with crap in your hood.