Scuba Limericks

[Fish_Whisperer]

Down to Davy Jones' Locker where men nary ha'e swum!
We'll chat wi' the fishes and feed 'em the chum!
But if the wind's blowin' rough
And you're pirate enough
Then we'll cast out the anchor 'n' drink rum!

 

[caveseeker7]

There was a man from Nantucket
His gear was to heavy to lug it
So he said with a grin, while scratching his chin
"I'll buy a rebreather, sod it."

(Note from author, the chap was apperantly from
England and too polite to make this rhyme )

 

[TheRedHead]

There was a man from Nantucket
His gear was to heavy to lug it
So he said with a grin, while scratching his chin
"I'll buy a rebreather, sod it."

(Note from author, the chap was apperantly from
England and too polite to make this rhyme )

Hmmm. This one reminds me of a classic limerick that I shan't repeat.

 

[MSilvia]

On an evening night dive in November,
our two diver team got a third member.
As we dropped down the line,
panic entered his mind,
and he gave us a scare to remember.

 

[my1ocean]

My sweet dive buddy named Kelly,
ate soybeans to fill her belly.
And after our dive,
much to my surprise,
her "offgas" was noisy and smelly!

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

LMAO!! Brilliant, My1Ocean!

 

[TheRedHead]

There was a new diver named Mattie
Who perceived herself as a fatty
On her shoulder was a chip
It wasn't the size of her hips
So she sulked off for sympathy and latte

 

[my1ocean]

Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of rum.
fill a tall glass and give me some!
For tomorrow we'll dive
if this night we survive
and start o'er in the mid day's sun!

 

[my1ocean]

Just trying to keep up FW!! I love this string!! I laugh out loud at some of these!

 

[my1ocean]

Is it for sunsets you seek the ocean?
Or whispers of fish that gives your heart motion?
what'er it be
it is clear to me
you've had a spot of la mar's love potion!