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Two men fishing, one on the Indiana side of the river, and one on the Kentucky side. The Kentuckian hollers at the Hoosier to come to the Kentucky side and join him fishing. The Hoosier hollers back that there's no bridge close and he doesn't have a boat. The Kentuckian thinks Hoosiers are pretty dumb so he tells the Hoosier that he'll shine his flashlight across the river and the Hoosier can walk across the beam. The Hoosier hollers back, "No way, you'll just turn the light off when I get halfway across".