Inside the shark cage divers Nancy and Sally did hide
No matter how much I begged and tormented them to venture outside
They cried and they fussed
They were worried thier hair might get mussed!
![Roll Eyes :rolleyes: :rolleyes:](http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/rolleye/rolleye0001.gif)
Finally I gave up and swam off with a beautiful shark by my side...
There once was a flatlander called Andy
Who loudly stated: "QUAHOGS AIN'T SO DANDY!"
Now this statement invoked some Yankee ire
Good ol' Andy found himself not in the pan but in the fire
And as such decided a get away plan would have come in handy...
In New England there are too many divers that are male
And to make matters worse they are all unattractive, pasty, and pale :yuck:
Furthermore they are macho and crass
Not one of them is worth his weight in brass
To escape them away to someplace warm I shall now sail!
There once was a quarry rat called Dave
He was completely bald, no need for a shave
Of his p-valve he was mightily proud
Which he exclaimed good and loud
To modesty he was no slave...