Scuba Limericks

[H2Andy]

very nice, PPPants!

(say, do you mind if i call you P-P-Pants? )

 

[Penopolypants]

Thanks!

Of course you may call me P-P-Pants, A-A-Andy!

 

[Kevfin]

For WetRat I did a neat little trick
Wrote a limerick at depth with diver Rick
Limited air and limited time
Not your typical little rhyme
However, it’s still pretty slick!

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Oh man... I've been away too long! Hilarious stuff....

She traded her pink suit for one dark
She'd decided it not on a lark
In the water so green
She wanted to be seen
But not look like a decomposing shark

O how I love whine and cheeze
To rant and to rave and to tease
For as long as I vent
I'll never get bent
So hand me the M-60, please!

Speaking of belt-fed contraptions
For which I feel such an attraction
The warmth of the brass
The tracers so fast
Have a way of silencing distraction!

Scuba bills piling so high
Just cause me to blow out a sigh
But I can't stop myself
When I look at the shelf
And see all of the toys I might buy!

 

[lead bottom]

There once was a diver named Greer
He had all the latest gear
So deeper he went
And surely got bent
For, training was to hard to bear.

 

[PapaBob]

As the clock on my mantlepiece ticks
Counting down to 2006
I resolve to dive
More than in 2005
And come home without bruises and nicks.

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL

—Bob

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

That's brilliant, Bob! I share exactly the same resolution!

Happy New Year to you and yours.

 

[H2Andy]

Inspired by Bob:

for the new year i hope to dive
much better than 2005:
will not tangle my reel,
will not misread my Wheel,
and will hopefully remain alive

 

[wetrat]

For WetRat I did a neat little trick
Wrote a limerick at depth with diver Rick
Limited air and limited time
Not your typical little rhyme
However, it’s still pretty slick!

Ha, ha - I knew I saw something on your dive slate! Thanks KevFin, loved it!

 

[wetrat]

Oh man... I've been away too long! Hilarious stuff....

She traded her pink suit for one dark
She'd decided it not on a lark
In the water so green
She wanted to be seen
But not look like a decomposing shark

O how I love whine and cheeze
To rant and to rave and to tease
For as long as I vent
I'll never get bent
So hand me the M-60, please!

Speaking of belt-fed contraptions
For which I feel such an attraction
The warmth of the brass
The tracers so fast
Have a way of silencing distraction!

Scuba bills piling so high
Just cause me to blow out a sigh
But I can't stop myself
When I look at the shelf
And see all of the toys I might buy!

A solid volley of outstanding limericks! LMAO!!!