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Here I sit in the county jail
I'd rather be out diving for tail
There goes the radio another disorderly coming in
He steps to the door and takes a swing 1-2-3 PIN!
Sigh, I wonder if they'd let me sneak out and dive if I paid everyone's bail?
I'd rather be out diving for tail
There goes the radio another disorderly coming in
He steps to the door and takes a swing 1-2-3 PIN!
Sigh, I wonder if they'd let me sneak out and dive if I paid everyone's bail?
mermaid8773
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Been working too much to go dive...
Boss should know it's what keeps me alive!
When I go in today,
I guess I must say,
Dude, me and this job just don't jive!!!
Actually, though...I love my job....it just drives me WILD to watch everyone dive all day while I sling beers! I'm diving in the morning....for sure.
Boss should know it's what keeps me alive!
When I go in today,
I guess I must say,
Dude, me and this job just don't jive!!!
Actually, though...I love my job....it just drives me WILD to watch everyone dive all day while I sling beers! I'm diving in the morning....for sure.
mermaid8773
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I stand and sling beers all day
And all of my customers say,
"Alix you are the best,
just take a seat and rest"
And watch all the divers in the bay!
And all of my customers say,
"Alix you are the best,
just take a seat and rest"
And watch all the divers in the bay!
mermaid8773
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I hate to watch them while I work
Masks on their foreheads like a buncha jerks.
I cry out "Oh dear!"
and have another beer.
They just can't see where I lurk.
Masks on their foreheads like a buncha jerks.
I cry out "Oh dear!"
and have another beer.
They just can't see where I lurk.
Fish_Whisperer
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redhatmama:
A daring diver named (redhat)Mama,
Wanted to dive the Bahamas,
But when she got there
They shaved off her hair
So she had a dive hood made out of llamas.
Fish_Whisperer
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A diver with skills most atrocious
Nearly died of liver cirrhosis
But he got to thinking
Decided to stop drinking
When he discovered the fun of narcosis
Nearly died of liver cirrhosis
But he got to thinking
Decided to stop drinking
When he discovered the fun of narcosis
Fish_Whisperer
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Not quite a limerick, nor related to diving, but what the heck:
On a cold winter's day
I saw Santa's sleigh
Stuck in a drift by the lake
As I hooked up my rig
He danced quite a jig
'Cos I'd hooked to his leg by mistake!
On a cold winter's day
I saw Santa's sleigh
Stuck in a drift by the lake
As I hooked up my rig
He danced quite a jig
'Cos I'd hooked to his leg by mistake!
Supernal
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I signed up for lessons one day
Was amazed at how much I'd pay
Met a diving fan
Who said he'd lend a hand
Now I live in the ocean's sway!
(well, it's no worse than some of the others I've read here!)
Was amazed at how much I'd pay
Met a diving fan
Who said he'd lend a hand
Now I live in the ocean's sway!
(well, it's no worse than some of the others I've read here!)
On a wharf I met a wet rat
trading lymrics with a red hat.
Then up swam a mermaid, swish, swish,
and spoke of a whisperer to fish
who writes poetry and wears a cravat!!
:anon:
trading lymrics with a red hat.
Then up swam a mermaid, swish, swish,
and spoke of a whisperer to fish
who writes poetry and wears a cravat!!
:anon:
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