my previous post has become a story:
a deep dive i did on a lark
and suddenly found myself narked
my reg i did share
with a jewfish down there
cause he looked like my dive buddy Mark!
the jewfish gave my reg back
and said "time for you to go, Jack"
so narked was i then
that i shook both his fins
and said "Yes, My dear Sir, dat's a fact!"
He turned and then swam away
and i'l never forget him that day
when a jewfish named Mark
said "dude, you are narked"
and swam away singing "oy vey!"
On the surface, I shook my head
and wondered why I wasnt dead
then dive buddy Mark
came up like a shark
and laughed at me till he was red
On the boat, I spent my time thinking
about what can happen when drinking
I talked with a fish
who granted my wish
to make it home, and not die by sinking
Now times past and I'm growing old
I think of the tales that we told
about my jewish friend
and how i mistook him
for a jewfish named Sir Mark Ingold
the end
