Lefty Writer
Contributor
OK, I thought I'd try my hand at this. I made this up on the way to work this morning, so for your Christmas enjoyment, I present to you a diver's version of the 12 Days of Christmas:
On the first day of Christmas,
my dive shop gave to me,
a weight-integrated BC.
On the second day of Christmas,
my dive shop gave to me,
two dive computers,
and a weight-integrated BC.
On the third day of Christmas,
my dive shop gave to me,
three wet suits,
two dive computers,
and a weight-integrated BC.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my dive shop gave to me,
four tank bangers,
three wet suits,
two dive computers,
and a weight-integrated BC.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my dive shop gave to me,
five O rings,
four tank bangers,
three wet suits,
two dive computers,
and a weight-integrated BC.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my dive shop gave to me,
six Cayman dive trips,
five O rings,
four tank bangers,
three wet suits,
two dive computers,
and a weight-integrated BC.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my dive shop gave to me,
seven sharks a-swimming,
six Cayman dive trips,
five O rings,
four tank bangers,
three wet suits,
two dive computers,
and a weight-integrated BC.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my dive shop gave to me,
eight divers drifting,
seven sharks a-swimming,
six Cayman dive trips,
five O rings,
four tank bangers,
three wet suits,
two dive computers,
and a weight-integrated BC.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my dive shop gave to me,
nine newbies narcing,
eight divers drifting,
seven sharks a-swimming,
six Cayman dive trips,
five O rings,
four tank bangers,
three wet suits,
two dive computers,
and a weight-integrated BC.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my dive shop gave to me,
ten fins a-flashing,
nine newbies narcing,
eight divers drifting,
seven sharks a-swimming,
six Cayman dive trips,
five O rings,
four tank bangers,
three wet suits,
two dive computers,
and a weight-integrated BC.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my dive shop gave to me,
eleven regs a-bubbling,
ten fins a-flashing,
nine newbies narcing,
eight divers drifting,
seven sharks a-swimming,
six Cayman dive trips,
five O rings,
four tank bangers,
three wet suits,
two dive computers,
and a weight-integrated BC.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my dive shop gave to me,
twelve dolphins dancing,
eleven regs a-bubbling,
ten fins a-flashing,
nine newbies narcing,
eight divers drifting,
seven sharks a-swimming,
six Cayman dive trips,
five O rings,
four tank bangers,
three wet suits,
two dive computers,
and a weight-integrated BC.
A divers 12 Days of Christmas
my dive shop gave to me,
a weight-integrated BC.
On the second day of Christmas,
my dive shop gave to me,
two dive computers,
and a weight-integrated BC.
On the third day of Christmas,
my dive shop gave to me,
three wet suits,
two dive computers,
and a weight-integrated BC.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my dive shop gave to me,
four tank bangers,
three wet suits,
two dive computers,
and a weight-integrated BC.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my dive shop gave to me,
five O rings,
four tank bangers,
three wet suits,
two dive computers,
and a weight-integrated BC.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my dive shop gave to me,
six Cayman dive trips,
five O rings,
four tank bangers,
three wet suits,
two dive computers,
and a weight-integrated BC.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my dive shop gave to me,
seven sharks a-swimming,
six Cayman dive trips,
five O rings,
four tank bangers,
three wet suits,
two dive computers,
and a weight-integrated BC.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my dive shop gave to me,
eight divers drifting,
seven sharks a-swimming,
six Cayman dive trips,
five O rings,
four tank bangers,
three wet suits,
two dive computers,
and a weight-integrated BC.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my dive shop gave to me,
nine newbies narcing,
eight divers drifting,
seven sharks a-swimming,
six Cayman dive trips,
five O rings,
four tank bangers,
three wet suits,
two dive computers,
and a weight-integrated BC.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my dive shop gave to me,
ten fins a-flashing,
nine newbies narcing,
eight divers drifting,
seven sharks a-swimming,
six Cayman dive trips,
five O rings,
four tank bangers,
three wet suits,
two dive computers,
and a weight-integrated BC.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my dive shop gave to me,
eleven regs a-bubbling,
ten fins a-flashing,
nine newbies narcing,
eight divers drifting,
seven sharks a-swimming,
six Cayman dive trips,
five O rings,
four tank bangers,
three wet suits,
two dive computers,
and a weight-integrated BC.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my dive shop gave to me,
twelve dolphins dancing,
eleven regs a-bubbling,
ten fins a-flashing,
nine newbies narcing,
eight divers drifting,
seven sharks a-swimming,
six Cayman dive trips,
five O rings,
four tank bangers,
three wet suits,
two dive computers,
and a weight-integrated BC.
