Divers Song Parodies

[The Chairman]

Suddenly,
I'm not the diver I used to be!
There's a pain that's come over me
I should have listened to my PDC!
{Next????)

 

[Merrydoc]

Why I had to go
Into long deco
I don´t know, I couldn´t say
Narco washed it all away
Now I long for yesterday

 

[jonhall]

I have to start that verse again:

Suddenly,
There's a darkness that's come over me,
The DM's hand signals I failed to see,
Now I'm lost in this cenote!

 

[eponym]

This is my favorite SB thread of all time.

Still? Hey, Pete, long time no posting on my part. I'm back, baby.

 

[eponym]

Lennon's "Yesterday" appears to still be fertile ground. Can't forget the parody (in another forum) with "leprosy"

 

[The Chairman]

Good to see you back!

Apologies to all who loved Wham!

Fill my tank before I go-go
I'm not planning on diving solo
Fill my tank before I go-go
And make it NitrOx tonight!

Don't make the too hot!!!

 

[eponym]

Pete, I have consulted my song catalog and I'm back atcha with a Zevon riff . . .

I went diving with a waitress, the way I always do.
How was I to know she loved wreck dives, too?
I was gambling with my back gas, I took a little risk.
Drop deco gas and quickly,
DAN, get me out of this! (Hiyah!)

I’m an innocent dive buddy,
Somehow I got stuck
Between a floor and an overhead
And I’m down on my luck.

etc.

 

[MaxBottomtime]

Lennon's "Yesterday" appears to still be fertile ground. Can't forget the parody (in another forum) with "leprosy"

McCartney wrote Yesterday.

 

[eponym]

You are right, my friend. The fused-duo nature of their collaboration has led me astray. "Scrambled Eggs" it was until the gang worked on it, as I recall. (I lived in London in the 60s and was grateful for that chance to see genius in action)

 

[The Chairman]

With apologies to David Bowie and anyone who loved "Let's Dance!"

Let's dive!
Put on your flippers, dive into the blue!
Let's dive!
In a spring, off the boat, get in the groove!

Let's swim!
Let the colorful reef light up your face!
Let's swim!
Under the water, yes, deep in the water!

If you say splash, I'll splash with you!
Give me thumbs up and our dive is through!

Let's dive!
Go on down and check out the wall!
Let's dive!
Keep it neutral, throughout it all!

Let's swim!
With an eye on the depth and the clock!
Let's swim!
Doin' it NitrOx, serious NitrOx!