H2Andy:
As always, I'm impressed by your erudition...
Divers Song Parodies
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As always, I'm impressed by your erudition...
chuck_zc
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From a snorkelers point of view. 
If I could spend time on the bottom
There's so much I'd like to do
I'd spend every day on the back of a ray
And my snorkel,I'd give it to you
If I had some gear just for scuba
Like some tanks and a brand new BC
I'd dive every day till narc took me away
2 days in de-comp and be back the next day
I've been on the top now enough you know
I'd like to see the stuff below
If I could dive....
But there never seems to be enough time
To hold my breath enough to dive
To the bottom
If I could spend time on the bottom
There's so much I'd like to do
I'd spend every day on the back of a ray
And my snorkel,I'd give it to you
If I had some gear just for scuba
Like some tanks and a brand new BC
I'd dive every day till narc took me away
2 days in de-comp and be back the next day
I've been on the top now enough you know
I'd like to see the stuff below
If I could dive....
But there never seems to be enough time
To hold my breath enough to dive
To the bottom
WTG Chuck... very good! You see this thread just keeps stretching out... 
Dag gone it I've been AWOL and you all let the best thread ever die!!!!!!
Lets see some new parodies.
Chad
Lets see some new parodies.
Chad
Oh no... Not THIS thread! Bwahahahaah! Let the lyrics fly!
Squashie
Contributor
How can we get all of the parody songs linked together...there seems to be many different threads. This stuff is great! NetDoc, you are amazing, I tip my mask to your superior ability.
http://www.scubaboard.com/showthread.php?p=706498&highlight=dive+thing#post706498
http://www.scubaboard.com/showthread.php?p=706498&highlight=dive+thing#post706498
EGad
Contributor
OK, NetDoc dug this thread up in chat a little while ago and I couldn't stop laughing. I think it's time to bring this one back. I'll work on some lyrics after I get a little sleep. Also thinking about checking copyright laws to see how the law is for derivative works. Maybe I'll make karaoke tracks for some of the songs. I talked to Pete about having him sing a "NetDoc sings scuba parodies" album with proceeds going to the SB legal defense fund, but he declined. But then again, annoying the RIAA is probably not the best way to raise money to fight a lawsuit.
But we need new parodies. I'll probably sit down and write in the next couple of days. I've noticed that a lot of classic rock has gone untouched, so stay tuned for butchery of some of the classics.
But we need new parodies. I'll probably sit down and write in the next couple of days. I've noticed that a lot of classic rock has gone untouched, so stay tuned for butchery of some of the classics.
EGad
Contributor
OK, NetDoc dug this thread up in chat a little while ago and I couldn't stop laughing. I think it's time to bring this one back. I'll work on some lyrics after I get a little sleep. Also thinking about checking copyright laws to see how the law is for derivative works. Maybe I'll make karaoke tracks for some of the songs. I talked to Pete about having him sing a "NetDoc sings scuba parodies" album with proceeds going to the SB legal defense fund, but he declined. But then again, annoying the RIAA is probably not the best way to raise money to fight a lawsuit.
But we need new parodies. I'll probably sit down and write in the next couple of days. I've noticed that a lot of classic rock has gone untouched, so stay tuned for butchery of some of the classics.
But we need new parodies. I'll probably sit down and write in the next couple of days. I've noticed that a lot of classic rock has gone untouched, so stay tuned for butchery of some of the classics.
So nice, he posted twice! In light of our law suit, the first song is kind of ironic... doncha think?
H2Andy
Contributor
lawsuit?
jesus, i go away for a year and all hell breaks loose
jesus, i go away for a year and all hell breaks loose
