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Divers Song Parodies
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got4boyz
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I can't wait. You come up with some great stuff! 
In honor of this smiley...
To the Tune of Stevie Wonders 'Superstition'
Spanish Inquisition, writing's on the wall.
Spanish Inquisition, the unexpected call.
Poked you with soft cusions but you refused to talk.
They tried the comfy chair but you continued to balk.
When you don't answer all their questions, then you suffer.
Inquisition is their way.
Hey, hey, hey
To the Tune of Stevie Wonders 'Superstition'
Spanish Inquisition, writing's on the wall.
Spanish Inquisition, the unexpected call.
Poked you with soft cusions but you refused to talk.
They tried the comfy chair but you continued to balk.
When you don't answer all their questions, then you suffer.
Inquisition is their way.
Hey, hey, hey
PhotoTJ
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(Ricky Martin....I am so sorry!)
She's into Nitrox diving.
Mixed gas is such a treat.
On my boat she's arriving,
Her gear looks really neat.
She wants to go down deeper.
To wrecks no man has seen.
I think, I'll go down with her.
This dive sounds really keen.
She made me change my set up,
And mixed a special gas,
I'm sinking past four hundred,
And the bottoms coming fast,
This dive could be my last! Come on!
Five hundred feet down!
She' diving la vida loca!
I'm sure that we'll drown!
She's diving la vida loca!
Diving la vida loca,
Diving la vida loca.
She's into Nitrox diving.
Mixed gas is such a treat.
On my boat she's arriving,
Her gear looks really neat.
She wants to go down deeper.
To wrecks no man has seen.
I think, I'll go down with her.
This dive sounds really keen.
She made me change my set up,
And mixed a special gas,
I'm sinking past four hundred,
And the bottoms coming fast,
This dive could be my last! Come on!
Five hundred feet down!
She' diving la vida loca!
I'm sure that we'll drown!
She's diving la vida loca!
Diving la vida loca,
Diving la vida loca.
To the tune of the themesong of the "Welcome Back Kotter" TV show
"Welcome Back" by John Sebastian
In honor of the new scubaboard site layout...
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Welcome back,
Your dives were your ticket out.
Welcome back,
To that same old place that you laughed about.
Well the names are the same since you hung around,
But those screens have all changed and they're turned around.
Who'd have thought ya'd read it (Who'd have thought ya'd read it)
Here where we post it (Here where we post it)
Sometimes flames are hot cause they've got em on the spot, welcome back,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.
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EDIT: typos... Argh... EDIT 2: changed the last line cause the new one flows better.
"Welcome Back" by John Sebastian
In honor of the new scubaboard site layout...
--------------------------------
Welcome back,
Your dives were your ticket out.
Welcome back,
To that same old place that you laughed about.
Well the names are the same since you hung around,
But those screens have all changed and they're turned around.
Who'd have thought ya'd read it (Who'd have thought ya'd read it)
Here where we post it (Here where we post it)
Sometimes flames are hot cause they've got em on the spot, welcome back,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.
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EDIT: typos... Argh... EDIT 2: changed the last line cause the new one flows better.
Kereokee scuba...hmmm
This collection is being featured here: www.entertainment-resources.com/Humor/. Somehow, I don't think this thread will EVER die! Bwahahaha!
Greg G.:
Soft Cell - Tainted Love. Heard that one during many long evenings in the bar in college...
...Also, it was in the Coneheads movie.
H2Andy
Contributor
if i may be pedantic for a wee bit...
"Tainted Love" was in fact written by Ed Cobb in the mid 60's (yes... mid 60's)
and recorded by Gloria Jones.
I've heard the original version, and it's a standard "girl group" song. Soft Cell did
give it the "eerie" sound that made their cover rightly well known in 1982.
check out a brief blurb on Jones:
http://entertainment.msn.com/artist/?artist=116206
"Tainted Love" was in fact written by Ed Cobb in the mid 60's (yes... mid 60's)
and recorded by Gloria Jones.
I've heard the original version, and it's a standard "girl group" song. Soft Cell did
give it the "eerie" sound that made their cover rightly well known in 1982.
check out a brief blurb on Jones:
http://entertainment.msn.com/artist/?artist=116206
