Since I haven't contributed anything to this thread, other than a couple of smart remarks, and since it is my scuba birthday (I finished my OW a year ago today), I offer you this... with apologies to Elton John and Bernie Taupin.
I'm Still Diving
You could never know what its like
My reg has vanished and my mask
Has fogged and theres cold
And lonely water all around the boat
Ill wind up like
The wreck that hides
Beneath the deep blue sea
But did you think
This fool could never swim
Well look at me
Im striding off the edge
Ive got a taste for salt
And if you need to know
Why Im still diving
You just sing my song
Dont you know, Im still diving
Better than I ever did
Looking like a neoprene wonder
Feeling like a little fish
Im still diving
After all this time
Pickin up my regulator, strapping on my fins
Im still diving, yeah, yeah, yeah
Im still diving, yeah, yeah, yeah
Once I could never hope to swim
On the surface, let alone
Down among the fish
The things I feared
Didnt quite come true
And if I wasnt busy working*
Id be wet right now
Chorus, etc
*Ahem. I'm about to do some work. Really...