Divers Song Parodies

[joewr]

NetDoc,

If you ever got the "blue pencil" treatment! Love it Doc, just love it!


Joewr...looking over his shoulder for the ever-threatening blue pencil...

 

[Ladydiver]

Look out Joewr, or the dreaded blue pencil might get you in your sleep.

hehe

:mean:

 

[Wisconsin]

"I wear my sunglasses at night" By Corey Hart? Could that be "I wear my wetsuit at night"? I wonder what you guys could come up with for "Crazy Train" by Ozzy? I can't think of anything myself, so I thought I'd put it in the hands of the masters.......

 

[Greg G.]

Originally posted by Ontario Diver
If you can't figure out the tune to this one.....


D'oh; a mistake, a big mistake
Ray; it bit my arm off there
Mi; the guy in trouble here
Fa; a long long way to air
So; I am in trouble deep
Lah; My computer starts to beep
Te; the regulator begins to seep
That will bring me back to D'oh, D'oh, D'oh

{repeat untill you feel the need to sneak out of the country

The Dive Debriefing Song: (AKA the Homer Simpson Beer Song)

Doh; the stuff that buys me beer,
Ray; the guy who sells me beer,
Mi; the guy who drinks the beer,
Fa; a long ways to my beer,
So; I think I'll have a beer,
Lah; Lah, lah, lah, lah beer
Te; No thanks, I'm drinking beer,
And that brings is back to (looking in empty glass) DOH!

 

[TexasMike]

Hey Weird Pete NetDoc-ovik...

Here a a few challenges for you to parody....

"Ballad of the Green Berets"

"Battle of New Orleans" (Johnny Horton)

The opening speech in the moving "Patton"

 

[Greg G.]

Does anybody have these parodies compiled in one convenient place such as a Word or text doc that they would be willing to share? I can't seem to find the original thread that started this, and I know some of my favorites were posted there.

 

[TexasMike]

Hmmm...sounds like a good project to work on while watching the WWF tonight.....

I'll work on the compilation and post when I got it complete.

 

[Ontario Diver]

Last week I bought my kids the Shrek DVD (too funny!). Having now heard this song 879 times; it finally drove through to my subconcious and this came out...

I Bought a Rebreather
(Apologies to Neil Diamond, The Monkees, Smash Mouth)

I thought that I had boughten out the Diving Store
Purchased all the stuff that I could see
Ah, tanks and regulators
Computers for my wrist
There wasn't any gear that I had missed

Then I saw the box
Now I bought a Rebreather
No more Nitrox
or Trimix on my mind
No bubbles now
I bought a Rebreather A CO2 Scrubber is all mine.

I thought LDS was more or less a givin' thing
Seemed the more I spent the less I got
Bought a bunch of wetsuits,
Equipment colours all the same.
When I blew my VISA; AMEX came

Then I saw the box
Now I bought a Rebreather
No more Nitrox
or Trimix on my mind
No bubbles now
I bought a Rebreather A CO2 Scrubber is all mine.

Ah, tanks and regulators
Computers for my wrist
There wasn't any gear that I had missed

Then I saw the box
Now I bought a Rebreather
No more Nitrox
or Trimix on my mind
No bubbles now
I bought a Rebreather A CO2 Scrubber is all mine.

Yes, I saw the box
I bought a Rebreather
No more Nitro - ox- ox - ox
or Trimix on my mind
I bought a Rebreather
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ah-uh-uh

 

[The Chairman]

With apologies to John Denver and those who love "Thank God, I'm a Country Boy"

Thank God there's a Texas Mike!

Well diving in a stock tank is kinda laid back,
Ain't nuthin in here, ol' Mike can't hack,
You can't go real deep,
and the vis is kinda black!
Thank God, there's a Texas Mike!

Well he's got a BC, and an ol' regulator
A couple cows a drinkin' and an inflatable gator
You can't see him now, so you should try back LATER!!!
Thank God there's a Texas Mike!

Then diving in a quarry can be kinda cool!
And watch for the rocks and branches seems to be the rule!
Stayin' in the city's only for them dry foolS!!!!!
Thank God there's a Texas Mike!

Well he's got a BC, and an ol' regulator
A couple cows a drinkin' and an inflatable gator
You can't see him now, so you should try back LATER!!!
Thank God there's a Texas Mike!

Then there's diving in the Gulf, but that means a trip!
It's a long way to drive to just take a dip!
But he's lookin real cool, and felling kinda hip
Thank God there's a Texas Mike!

Well he's got a BC, and an ol' regulator
A couple cows a drinkin' and an inflatable gator
You can't see him now, so you should try back LATER!!!
Thank God there's a Texas Mike!

 

[TexasMike]

Originally posted by NetDoc
Thank God there's a Texas Mike!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

Ouch...My sides hurt!! Thank you oh so very much!!!! You're wunnerful!

This one is going to get put in my diving scrap book!