Bummer, TwoBit! Haven't seen you in toooo long. But, wow, what a turnout so far! This is turning into quite a shindig, I think everyone's ready
already! I know I am. It's great to see so many old (and new) friends gathering at once. It seems like everyone on the list is either already a friend or someone I've wanted to meet! Look at all the Southern (never have dived, dove, diven with Dee & Beast, and some Central Swampers are also planning to attend, that rocks. Yall get ready for Shawn, Zinc & K-valve to invade- they know how to have fun. Even Tony's coming, and we had to go all the way to Cozumel to meet
him!
But...where are Mark & Leslie?! And why don't I see a certain colorful diver from San Marcos listed? Is the diving too muddy & mundane for your well-traveled tastes?
Missing divers everywhere! I'm thinking that Kev should show up and offer to entertain us all with some Houdini-inspired lock-opening demos. I also seem to remember a certain road-rambling, trucking Swamper promising to be out at the pond more
now. Lots of other missing folks too! Everyone should follow my errant lead and taunt them some more, until they come out of the woodwork.
SPECIAL NOTEKen!! Don't you dare crap out on us again! You must be there, you are NOT allowed to work. Listen to MamaFoo, lest your gills dry completely out and you flop around on the bank helplessly. I love you too much to let that happen to you. Intervention, dude, intervention.