What do you carry?

[ArcticDiver]

Thread speaking: Help! Help! I'm being Hijacked! Call the Cops!

911: If this is an emergency press 1. If this is a request for directions press 2.

Thread: 1

911: We value your business. Your call will be answered in the sequence it was received. (hold music=theme from Apocolypse Now)

911: Theme shifts to theme from Star Wars.

Thread: Guess I'll have to use my .44 Mag.

Thread: Well, do you feel lucky? Have I fired all 6, or is there still one in the chamber? (Apologies to Dirty Harry)

 

[H2Andy]

911? we don't need no stinking 911...

we take care of our home defense round these parts

 

[AzAtty]

lucky bugger... i have to make do with a Ruger police service six, .357 Magnum

You can get a .357 conversion kit for a Sig Sauer 229. Then you can have a *real* semi-auto handgun instead of one of those cheap plastic wannabe guns.

*ducks*

The Sig is my "carry;" my 10mm Glock is in the closet for emergencies.

 

[ArcticDiver]

911? we don't need no stinking 911...

we take care of our home defense round these parts

Thread: Takes aim, hijacker cringes, .44 Mag: BANG!

911: Hold music changes to Taps.

Thread: I knew seeing Dirty Harry would come in handy some day. What's the phone number for ServiceMaster?

 

[tinman694]

Thread: Takes aim, hijacker cringes, .44 Mag: BANG!

911: Hold music changes to Taps.

Thread: I knew seeing Dirty Harry would come in handy some day. What's the phone number for ServiceMaster?

What about a broadside salute from my converted BB (Battleship) to Dive Boat?

Handguns...HA! Nothing Compared to 350000 Tons of Iron and Steel!


hehehe....Time to return to the "Gut Scow"....

 

[ArcticDiver]

What about a broadside salute from my converted BB (Battleship) to Dive Boat?

Handguns...HA! Nothing Compared to 350000 Tons of Iron and Steel!


hehehe....Time to return to the "Gut Scow"....

Thread: Tough guy, eh? Bringing in friends, eh?

Thread: Subway Flight: How many aircraft?

Subway Flight: Flight of 4 A-10s with anti-tank and anti-ship missiles.

Thread: I have a fire mission for you. You are cleared in hot. No smoke. If you can't see that antique out there you need to redo your flight physical.

Dive Boat/BB: Gurgle, Gurgle.

Subway Flight: Off we go into the wild blue yonder.....

Thread: Thank you ladies, I always knew the Guard did a bang up job.

 

[H2Andy]

i believe ArticDiver is a fan of tac air

 

[ArcticDiver]

It started when Billy Mitchell sunk the first battleship and was confirmed when the Japanese sunk almost all the rest.

 

[H2Andy]

God is on the side with the most airpower

(to paraphrase Sherman)

 

[MikeFerrara]

Duct tape and a bottle of Old Grand Dad?

Actually, I carry a USCG Lifeboat first aid kit + O2. With no more medical training than ARC first aid, anything more than that is liable to get me in trouble.

And a cell phone to call for the beer you forgot.

My kit is prety basic because my first aid training is pretty basic. O2 when diving, pocket mask, bandage material, tape, anticeptic, asprin, antacids and I think that's about all that's in the box.