The term BUDDY should be PARTNER

[Jamdiver]

The photo is highly immature and insulting, and should never have been posted. I'm amazed that the moderator allowed it to be re-posted for more laughs.

Has nothing to do with SCUBA and belittles our Savior, and His sacrifice.

The follow-up hee-haws by other posters were similarly disappointing and likewise insulting and hurtful.

Bratface....as a fellow health professional, you obviously knew the photo was hurtful and insulting to many Christians, but chose to repost the photo with a coy response. Take a moment to reflect the next time before joining the keyboard bullies.

Have a beer and chill out....:shakehead

 

[RS]

thx.

I was going to say "he died for our sins, not our jokes", or something like that. But this really isn't the place for that. Or is it?


Comrade Diver

 

[Walter]

Well, I believe God has a sense of humor. He made us didn't he?

 

[RS]

Well, I believe God has a sense of humor. He made us didn't he?

Nicely done. Touche!

Comrade Diver

 

[Thalassamania]

*Mod Message*
OK, some saw the picture, liked it and had their fun - others didn't so to keep the peace the picture was removed. Thanks for your understanding! Now back on topic please ​

Please to have congress of a light socket Comrade Mod. :10:

 

[spectrum]

Suggest beginning to use the term 'partner' and see if the 'buddy' relic can be swept into the dust bin.

I agree it's a corny term but I don't see us moving the needle on this one.

Cylinders get called tanks

The term Octopus belongs to the whole ganglia of hoses, not to the alternate second stage

And Snorkeling, Skin-diving, Breath-hold Diving and Free-diving are a blur.

They have all gone beyond logical naming convention and are part of the idiom.

Pete

 

[Fabulous]

LOGIC:no


Two builders (Phil and Eric) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar.

The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit.

Phil: - I reckon he's an accountant.

Eric: - No way - he's a stockbroker.

Phil: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here!

The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Phil and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal.

Curiosity and the several beers get the better of the builder.

Phil: - 'Scuse me.. no offence meant, but me and me mate were wondering what you do for a living?

Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession.

Phil: - Oh! What's that then?

Suit: - I'll try to explain by example... Do you have a goldfish at home?

Phil: - Er... mmm . well yeah, I do as it happens!

Suit: - Well, it's logical to follow that you keep it in a bowl or in a pond. Which is it?

Phil: - It's in a pond!

Suit: - Well then it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large garden then?

Phil: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden!

Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that in this town if you have a large garden then you have a large house?

Phil: - As it happens I've got a five-bedroom house... built it myself!

Suit: - Well given that you've built a five-bedroom house it is logical to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and that you are quite probably married?

Phil: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and three children.

Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually active with your wife on a regular basis?

Phil:- Yep! Four nights a week!

Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you do not masturbate very often?

Phil: - Me? Never.

Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at work!

Phil: - How's that then?

Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you about your sex life!

Phil: - I see! That's pretty impressive... thanks mate!

Both leave the toilet and Phil returns to his mate.

Eric: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does?

Phil: - Yep! He's a logical scientist!

Eric: - What's that then?

Phil: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?

Eric: - Nope.

Phil: - Well then, you're a w****r.

 

[Thalassamania]

I agree it's a corny term but I don't see us moving the needle on this one.

Cylinders get called tanks

The term Octopus belongs to the whole ganglia of hoses, not to the alternate second stage

And Snorkeling, Skin-diving, Breath-hold Diving and Free-diving are a blur.

They have all gone beyond logical naming convention and are part of the idiom.

Pete

Ain't semantics fun?

 

[RS]

Please to have congress of a light socket Comrade Mod. :10:

Comrade Diver

 

[fire_diver]

Please to have congress of a light socket Comrade Mod. :10:

LOL! I don't care who you are, that's damn funny.