Sh*t Scuba Divers Say

[Mark Derail]

Based on the now -extremely- popular meme, Sh7t People Say, etc, let's compile one for Scuba Divers.

If you don't know the meme, please by all means, study the videos behind this link:
http://mashable.com/2012/01/27/best-****-people-say-videos/​

Then, the *best* ones can be printed, and all the great guys & gals at Invade Coz next summer can say them on video! What a wonderful idea, no? YES!!!

I just need participants in this thread...

Fire those one liners away !!!

 

[Mark Derail]

Have you dove here before?

Do I have to use a snorkel?

 

[Mark Derail]

Do you know how to use the marine toilet?

What's an SMB???

 

[Mark Derail]

Wow, I love your fins! They're so cute.

Oops, I forgot my dive computer in my luggage !

 

[Mark Derail]

God it's cold when you're out of the water!

Who needs a hand to carry their stuff?

Can I buddy with you?

Who's up for a night dive after this?

 

[blkirk91]

We cant dive its raining

 

[WreckDiver1321]

My SAC is so small!

 

[scubamarketing]

Here's one that's out there currently, definitely room for more though:
**** Divers Say - YouTube

 

[Dr Dog]

I feel bad for Bruce Willis

 

[Ste Wart]

Innocent customer/student: Where's my flipper?

Arrogant DM/Instructor/Know-it-all Diver: Flipper's a dolphin!