Sh*t Scuba Divers Say

[goflyplanes]

Can you pull me off please.

Are we going down later?

Have you ever seen Nemo?

Are we going to see Nemo?

OH MY GOD that dive was terrible! There was only this one old boat down there and (insert collection of marine life here)....

 

[SlowlySinking]

From a couple getting back on the boat, "That was disappointing - we did this dive two years ago!"

 

[nimoh]

you don't need to analyze it because it is only air

 

[TheDeuce]

Upon being told I can't smoke near the back of the main deck of a liveaboard because of the nitrox generator and fuel fumes:

"But the extra oxygen will make the cigarette burn faster and will help get rid of the gas smell."


For some reason the captain remained unconvinced...






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