Divers Song Parodies

[TexasMike]

And for all of you Willie fans (tells Pete: No, not that, and please zip up)


Underwater Again
Just can’t wait to get underwater again
The life I love is making bubbles with my friends
And I can wait to get in the water again.

Underwater again
Goin’ places that I’ve never been
Seein’ things that I may never see again,
Underwater again
Like a school of jacks we swim down the reef aways
We’re the best of buddies
Insisting that the dive be goin; our way
And our way

Underwater Again
Just can’t wait to get underwater again
The life I love is making bubbles with my friends
And I can’t wait to get in the water again.
And I can’t wait to get in the water again.

 

[Liquid]

ok, Ill give a try, It won't be ac/dc, becouse I dont know any of their songs good enough.

2 songs here: To the Pixies's "Monkey gone to heaven"-
"Diver going to heaven" and than another one to their "Hey",bearing the same name, and can be also called "The diver who put on a lot of weight lately" song.


There was a guy
An underwater guy who loved the seas
Got killed by two million pounds of whales from the Pole and alaska

The creature of abyss
Sucked down the guy
Now there's a guy down abyss

And if the bottom's not too cold
Everything is so beautifull down there
I'll just take turn
And hope my day comes too

This diver's going to heaven...

If man is five.. If man is five
the creture is six... the creature is six
Than Dive is seven dive is seven!
I'll get mine too

This diver's going to heaven...
this diver's going to heaven...

Hm...
To seriouse, not funny enough. hm...

Ok, to the Pixies- "Hey"
I'll keep the name.
Can also be called "The diver who put on a lot of weight lately" song.

Hey
Been trying to wear you
Hm....
My wetsuit gotten smaller
Ouch it dont feet!
Ouch it's to small!
ouch please get on!

But hey!
Why Don't I sink?!
Without more led
I will never dive!

What shame
Waht sheheheheame

DId I gain some wight?!
Cant be I gained some weight!

What shame...
Waht sheheheheame

 

[Liquid]

Hey texas!
COngratulations!

I just noticed you became a regulator...
How does it feel?
Are you really smart now?

 

[Natasha]

This one is in honor of TexasMike being a new "Regulator".

Let me tell you 'bout a story 'bout a man named Mike,
Works on cars, and not on a bike,
Then one day he was diving in the mud,
And up through the dark came a large thud.
"Oil he said! Texas Tea"!
But alas it was only a tree.
The first thing ya know Ole Mike is a "Regulator"
Going have some pie, after his gator,
Said Texas is the place ya out to be,
So he sold his land and moved to the Sea.
Gulf that is! Oil Rigs, Flower Gardens.
:sunny:

 

[Ontario Diver]

If you can't figure out the tune to this one.....


D'oh; a mistake, a big mistake
Ray; it bit my arm off there
Mi; the guy in trouble here
Fa; a long long way to air
So; I am in trouble deep
Lah; My computer starts to beep
Te; the regulator begins to seep
That will bring me back to D'oh, D'oh, D'oh

{repeat untill you feel the need to sneak out of the country

 

[Natasha]

OK I added some more. Help me out with the rest!

 

[amoeba]

You have far too much time on your hands! But keep it up guys, it keeps us (well, me anyway) amused! LOL

And Texas, I hope the new Regulator post won't stop the literary genius from flowing (though I'm not sure if my fellow boarders would consider that a blessing or a curse. :devilish: )

 

[The Chairman]

This is a copy from the Wet suit color thread... Someone mentioned Johnny Cash (my hero) (Other than Weird AL)

WIth all applicable apologies to Johnny and his fans...

Shark's got me cornered blues...
(to the tune of "Folsom Prison Blues")

I see the shark a comin'
He's comin' 'round the bend!
And I ain't seen the sunshine,
since, I don't know when!!!

I'm stuck down on this reef now,
And time keeps dragging on...
If that shark don't leave soon,
All my air will be gone!

I put on black and blue now,
I should have tried the green!
That shark is looking at me!
He's hungry and he's mean!

No, I didn't think it mattered!
What the color was I wore...
But, I want to sneak away now,
and get my butt up on the shore!!!

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[keralucu]

It just came to me...

To be sung to the tune of "Come What May" from Baz Luhrman's film, "Moulin Rouge"

(Apologies to David Baerwald the songwriter....)

Never knew that I could feel like this
Like I've never seen the sea before
Want to vanish into the Abyss
Want to dive now even more and more

Listen to my buddy, can you hear him sing
Telling me to fix that damn O-ring
Seasons change, winter to spring
But I'm diving, until the end of time

Come what may, come what may
I am diving, until my dying day.

Suddenly the world seems such a perfect place
Suddenly I move with such a perfect grace
Suddenly my life doesn't seem such a waste
It all revolves around the blue

There's no river too deep, no ocean too wide
As long as a boat can give me a ride
Storm clouds gather; storms will collide
But I'm diving until the end of time

Come what may, co-o-ome what ma-ay-ay-ay
I am diving, until my dy-y-y-y-ying day

repeat, repeat etc.

How's that?

 

[The Chairman]

Bravo, bravo, Alison... the Siren of Thailand!!! Well done, well done!!!

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