Divers Song Parodies

[UKPhil]

The diver went down to Texas
He was looking to dive some more
He was out of luck
cos his valve got stuck
So he rose too fast to the shore

When he came upon a country boy drinking an icy brew
And the diver jumped up on a hickory stump and said:

"Boy let me tell you what I bet you didn't know it
but I really need some 02!"

(ran out of inspiration at that point...)

 

[UKPhil]

PADI anthem...?

I’d like to teach the world to dive
In perfect harmony
With SMBs and BCDs all fastened correctly


I'd like to see the (underwater) world for once
All standing hand in hand
And hear them echo through their regs "Ah, peace throughout the land"

 

[scubadweeb]

Suddenly I have an urge to drink a coke?

 

[TexasMike]

I'm a diver, you're a diver
Wouldn't you like to be a diver, too?

Be a diver, breathe underwater!
Be a diver, breathe underwater!

 

[UKPhil]

young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick your tank off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
there's no need to be unhappy.

young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're skills are down low
you can train there, and I'm sure you will find
many ways to have a good dive.

it's fun to dive with the y-m-c-a.
it's fun to dive with the y-m-c-a.

they have everything for you men to enjoy,
you can hang out with all the buoys ...

it's fun to dive with the y-m-c-a.
it's fun to dive with the y-m-c-a.

 

[scubadweeb]

UKPhil, you don't happen to be wearing a headdress & loincloth right now, are you?

(I think I can guess what TexasMike is wearing)

Did 7up have a theme song?

 

[TexasMike]

A kilt with a blue ribbon peeking beneath the hem!

 

[UKPhil]

woah, we're half way there,
woah-oh, running out of air
take my hand and together we'll share
diving on a prayer....

(No more, I promise)

 

[scubadweeb]

I won't ask what the ribbon is attached to...

 

[TexasMike]

The deck is full of fins and tanks
Fa la la la la la la la la
For the diving we give thanks
Fa la la la la la la la la
Don we now our cold wetsuit
Fa la la la la la la la la
Through the water we will scoot
Fa la la la la la la la la




To Frosty the Snowman

NetDoc, the diver, was a jolly happy soul
With a Zeagle reg and a borrowed tank
And happy fins to match his soul
NetDoc, the diver, was a fairy tale they say
He lives in Florida but the divers know
How he came to dive tat day.

There must have been some magic in that old black mask we found
For when we put it on his head, he began to dive right around!

Ohhhhh

Netdoc the diver
Was diving just like we
And the divers say he could laugh and swim
Just the same as you and me
Finny fin fin Finny fin fin
Look at NetDoc go
Swimmy swim swim Swimmy swim swim
In the water we go

NetDoc, the diver, knew the swells were real awesome
So he said, “Before I hurl, let’s give it a whirl, now before I’m overcome.”
Down to the bottom, with a compass in his hand
Finning here and there, swimming in a square signing
Catch me if you can.
He led us down and showed us things that would make all our jaws drop
And he only paused three minutes when we hit our safety stop

For NetDoc, the diver, had to swim along his way
But he waved goodbye saying, Don’t you cry,
I be back to dive again some day.

Finny fin fin Finny fin fin
Look at NetDoc go
Swimmy swim swim Swimmy swim swim
In the water we go