but when I do get drunk (twice now in over forty years on this planet), I spew, and not the other... Anyway, we gots to twist the words to make it into a really great diving parody!!!
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Divers Song Parodies
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To the tune of Why Don't We Get Drunk Jimmy Buffett
my apologies to the non parrotheads amoung you please don't hold this against me.
I really do appreciate the fact you're swimmin' here
Your bubbles sound so wonderful
But your face don't look too clear
So, Mermaid, take a picture, one of me and you.
Honey, why don't we get Narced and Spew.
(Chorus)
Why don't we get Narced and Spew
I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you
They say you are a just a dream, Honey, I don't think that's true
So, why don't we get Narced and Spew.
Oh well it ain't as good as the others on the thread but I will keep working on it.
Thank you for the inspiration NetDoc.
Chad
my apologies to the non parrotheads amoung you please don't hold this against me.
I really do appreciate the fact you're swimmin' here
Your bubbles sound so wonderful
But your face don't look too clear
So, Mermaid, take a picture, one of me and you.
Honey, why don't we get Narced and Spew.
(Chorus)
Why don't we get Narced and Spew
I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you
They say you are a just a dream, Honey, I don't think that's true
So, why don't we get Narced and Spew.
Oh well it ain't as good as the others on the thread but I will keep working on it.
Thank you for the inspiration NetDoc.
Chad
I was thinkin' that precise phrasing for the refrain... thats scary, ain't it?
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scubadweeb
Guest
Petey, Baby! I laughed OUT LOUD while reading that one. That's a GREAT ONE! (Again, a twisted mind is a terrible thing to waste).
Heads Up - what a turn you had! WONDERFUL!
ckharlan66...what can I say? Poetry in motion?
Heads Up - what a turn you had! WONDERFUL!
ckharlan66...what can I say? Poetry in motion?
I am now trying to come up with something to finish:
"Wasting away again on a SurfaceInterval".
Any suggestions?
Chad
"Wasting away again on a SurfaceInterval".
Any suggestions?
Chad
scubadweeb
Guest
Well ckharlan66,
During a surface interval you WOULD most Likely be looking for your lost jiggar of salt?
During a surface interval you WOULD most Likely be looking for your lost jiggar of salt?
Scubadweeb, thanks for the input but I already had it done.
To the Tune of MARGARITAVILLE Jimmy Buffett
Suface Interville
Nibblin' on sponge cake,
watchin' the boats wake;
All of these divers covered with oil.
Strummin' my six string on the dive platform.
Hear those shrimp--
They're beginnin' to click.
Wasting away again in Surface Interville,
Searchin' for my lost banger of tank.
Some people claim that the weathers to blame,
But I know it's nobody's fault.
Don't know the reason,
Stayed here all season
With nothing to show but this brand new tatoo.
But it's a real beauty,
A NDI cutie, how it got here
I haven't a clue.
Wasting away again in Surface Interville,
Searchin' for my lost banger of tank.
Some people claim that the weathers to blame,
Now I think,-- hell it could NetDocs my fault.
I blew out my dive boot,
Stepped on a dive knive;
Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home.
But there's booze in the blender,
And soon it will render
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.
Wasting away again in Surface Interville
Searchin' for my lost banger of tank.
Some people claim the weathers to blame,
But I know, it's Texas Mike's fault.
Yes, and some people claim that the weathers to blame, And I know it's Scuba Boards fault.
To the Tune of MARGARITAVILLE Jimmy Buffett
Suface Interville
Nibblin' on sponge cake,
watchin' the boats wake;
All of these divers covered with oil.
Strummin' my six string on the dive platform.
Hear those shrimp--
They're beginnin' to click.
Wasting away again in Surface Interville,
Searchin' for my lost banger of tank.
Some people claim that the weathers to blame,
But I know it's nobody's fault.
Don't know the reason,
Stayed here all season
With nothing to show but this brand new tatoo.
But it's a real beauty,
A NDI cutie, how it got here
I haven't a clue.
Wasting away again in Surface Interville,
Searchin' for my lost banger of tank.
Some people claim that the weathers to blame,
Now I think,-- hell it could NetDocs my fault.
I blew out my dive boot,
Stepped on a dive knive;
Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home.
But there's booze in the blender,
And soon it will render
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.
Wasting away again in Surface Interville
Searchin' for my lost banger of tank.
Some people claim the weathers to blame,
But I know, it's Texas Mike's fault.
Yes, and some people claim that the weathers to blame, And I know it's Scuba Boards fault.
scubadweeb
Guest
(sound of applause)
ScubaBaby
Contributor
I have been reading thro all the songs and I have been creasing up 
But I have two things to say about you all:
You've all gone :loopy:
AND
You have way to much time on your hands!!!
But I have two things to say about you all:
You've all gone :loopy:
AND
You have way to much time on your hands!!!
ScubaBaby,
You hang out with us, what does that say about you?
Chad
You hang out with us, what does that say about you?
Chad
