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(with a thick Texas accent) -Why Scubababy, you say that like it's a bad thang?" LOL!
Divers Song Parodies
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ScubaBaby
Contributor
Chad, I never said I was mentally stable either! :goofy:
keralucu
Senior Member
I LOVED that Every Breath You Take! Well done....
To King Crimson's "Cat Food"
Shark food;
Lady super-diver with a hair-do like a tiger
knocks on the divemasters door.
Groonin to the muzak from a speaker in the tank rack
lays out her logbook on the floor.
Evrything she's Divin' is unconviniently frightnin'
"If you got back you'r so lucky you know!"
Lady Diving-Shocker got a new dive in the hopper
Conjurs a dive-planning brew.
Croaking to her neighbur while she polishes a sabre
She's got another dive to screw!
Never need to worry with a tank of gas mix ready
poisoned especialy for you!
No use to complain
If you'r already insane!
You'r buddy's like the rain
Shark food shark food shark food AGAIN!
Lady Super diver with all the gear in a hamper
Dyin to finish the course!
Goodies from ocean with mosion in the cussion
Drowning in miracle sauce.
Dont think I am that rude if I tell you that it's just you
"Not fit to dive with a horse!"
Shark food;
Lady super-diver with a hair-do like a tiger
knocks on the divemasters door.
Groonin to the muzak from a speaker in the tank rack
lays out her logbook on the floor.
Evrything she's Divin' is unconviniently frightnin'
"If you got back you'r so lucky you know!"
Lady Diving-Shocker got a new dive in the hopper
Conjurs a dive-planning brew.
Croaking to her neighbur while she polishes a sabre
She's got another dive to screw!
Never need to worry with a tank of gas mix ready
poisoned especialy for you!
No use to complain
If you'r already insane!
You'r buddy's like the rain
Shark food shark food shark food AGAIN!
Lady Super diver with all the gear in a hamper
Dyin to finish the course!
Goodies from ocean with mosion in the cussion
Drowning in miracle sauce.
Dont think I am that rude if I tell you that it's just you
"Not fit to dive with a horse!"
OP
TexasMike
Contributor
To the tune of "The Cat Came Back" (hard to change this one from the original much since the original is already very funny --TM)
The Diver Came Back
Old man Johnson had troubles of his own.
Had a little diver that wouldn't leave him alone.
He tried and tried to send him away,
He put him on a dive boat going far, far away.
CHORUS:
But the diver came back, the very next day.
But the diver came back, they thought he was a goner,
But the diver came back, he just couldn't stay away, away, away.
He gave it to a man going in the ocean,
Told him to take the diver deep into the trench
The submersible came up about 20 miles away
And where that man is we just can't say.
CHORUS
He gave him to a boy with a dollar note,
Told him to take up the river in a boat,
Tied a rock round its neck must have weighed a hundred pounds,
And now they're dredging the river for the little boy who drowned.
CHORUS
He gave him to a boat going way, way out west,
Told him to give the diver a faulty BC vest,
The storm came up, turned the sky black, then it rose to a gail
Now no one is alive today to tell the gruesome tale.
CHORUS
Old man Johnson said he'd shoot that diver on sight,
So he loaded up his shotgun with nails and dynamite.
He waited and waited for that diver to come around,
But ninety seven pieces of the man were all they ever found
CHORUS
The H-bomb fell just the other day,
The A-bomb fell in the very same way,
Russia went, China went, and the USA
The human race was destroyed without a chance to pray
[long pause]
But the diver came back, the very next day.
But the diver came back, they thought he was a goner,
But the diver came back, he just couldn't stay away, away, away.
The Diver Came Back
Old man Johnson had troubles of his own.
Had a little diver that wouldn't leave him alone.
He tried and tried to send him away,
He put him on a dive boat going far, far away.
CHORUS:
But the diver came back, the very next day.
But the diver came back, they thought he was a goner,
But the diver came back, he just couldn't stay away, away, away.
He gave it to a man going in the ocean,
Told him to take the diver deep into the trench
The submersible came up about 20 miles away
And where that man is we just can't say.
CHORUS
He gave him to a boy with a dollar note,
Told him to take up the river in a boat,
Tied a rock round its neck must have weighed a hundred pounds,
And now they're dredging the river for the little boy who drowned.
CHORUS
He gave him to a boat going way, way out west,
Told him to give the diver a faulty BC vest,
The storm came up, turned the sky black, then it rose to a gail
Now no one is alive today to tell the gruesome tale.
CHORUS
Old man Johnson said he'd shoot that diver on sight,
So he loaded up his shotgun with nails and dynamite.
He waited and waited for that diver to come around,
But ninety seven pieces of the man were all they ever found
CHORUS
The H-bomb fell just the other day,
The A-bomb fell in the very same way,
Russia went, China went, and the USA
The human race was destroyed without a chance to pray
[long pause]
But the diver came back, the very next day.
But the diver came back, they thought he was a goner,
But the diver came back, he just couldn't stay away, away, away.
The Chairman
Chairman of the Board
To the tune of "Knights in White Satin"
See him in his leopard suit!
Diving on the ledge...
His tank's full of NitrOx,
Always pushing the edge!
Looks like a lizard,
His face a bright green
He will dive in a blizzard
To places unseen!!!!
Thats Iguana Don
IG-GUANA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!
Hes a super regulator
Better than the rest!
Gots medals to prove it
Theyre pinned on his chest!
Just like a tugawar rope,
Hes gots lots of pull!!
And hes a joker like me, yeah!
Aint nobodys fool!
Thats Iguana Don
IG-GUANA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!
And he loves to dive~ OHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
He loves to DIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
You hoped this song had a moral
A socially redeeming plot!
About a cool diver
Well Im sorry its NOT!!!!
So many songs have been written,
How many, Im not sure!
And Id probably keep on writing,
If I hadnt run out of words!!!!!!!
Iguana Don
IG-GUANA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!
:tease:
See him in his leopard suit!
Diving on the ledge...
His tank's full of NitrOx,
Always pushing the edge!
Looks like a lizard,
His face a bright green
He will dive in a blizzard
To places unseen!!!!
Thats Iguana Don
IG-GUANA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!
Hes a super regulator
Better than the rest!
Gots medals to prove it
Theyre pinned on his chest!
Just like a tugawar rope,
Hes gots lots of pull!!
And hes a joker like me, yeah!
Aint nobodys fool!
Thats Iguana Don
IG-GUANA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!
And he loves to dive~ OHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
He loves to DIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
You hoped this song had a moral
A socially redeeming plot!
About a cool diver
Well Im sorry its NOT!!!!
So many songs have been written,
How many, Im not sure!
And Id probably keep on writing,
If I hadnt run out of words!!!!!!!
Iguana Don
IG-GUANA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!
:tease:
Heads Up
Contributor
You missed your calling Pete!! When you going to apply for the franchise of the Vaudeville branch of Neptunes Divers?
Once again, nice work!
Once again, nice work!
The Chairman
Chairman of the Board
YOU guess the tune...
Ohhhhhhhhhh, SuperSouthernCaliforniaDiver in the Ocean
Swimming here and there and causing a commotion!
If you saw him dive real deep, Youd love his locomotion!
SuperSouthernCaliforniaDiver in the Ocean
Rum dilly dilly, Rum dilly lie!
Rum dilly dilly, Rum dilly lie!
One day when I was just an Open Water Diver,
Thought I saw submarine plowing through the river,
Then it finally dawned on me what gave me that silly notion
SuperSouthernCaliforniaDiver in the Ocean
Rum dilly dilly, Rum dilly lie!
Rum dilly dilly, Rum dilly lie!
Then I was a Scuba Freak, I dove from dusk till dawn!
Gave me equipment lots of tweaks, and dove till my air was gone!
Until I saw a diver what was smoother than any lotion
SuperSouthernCaliforniaDiver in the Ocean
Rum dilly dilly, Rum dilly lie!
Rum dilly dilly, Rum dilly lie!
Ohhhhhhhhhh, SuperSouthernCaliforniaDiver in the Ocean
Swimming here and there and causing a commotion!
If you ever saw him dive real deep, Youd admire his locomotion!
SuperSouthernCaliforniaDiver in the Ocean
:tease:
Ohhhhhhhhhh, SuperSouthernCaliforniaDiver in the Ocean
Swimming here and there and causing a commotion!
If you saw him dive real deep, Youd love his locomotion!
SuperSouthernCaliforniaDiver in the Ocean
Rum dilly dilly, Rum dilly lie!
Rum dilly dilly, Rum dilly lie!
One day when I was just an Open Water Diver,
Thought I saw submarine plowing through the river,
Then it finally dawned on me what gave me that silly notion
SuperSouthernCaliforniaDiver in the Ocean
Rum dilly dilly, Rum dilly lie!
Rum dilly dilly, Rum dilly lie!
Then I was a Scuba Freak, I dove from dusk till dawn!
Gave me equipment lots of tweaks, and dove till my air was gone!
Until I saw a diver what was smoother than any lotion
SuperSouthernCaliforniaDiver in the Ocean
Rum dilly dilly, Rum dilly lie!
Rum dilly dilly, Rum dilly lie!
Ohhhhhhhhhh, SuperSouthernCaliforniaDiver in the Ocean
Swimming here and there and causing a commotion!
If you ever saw him dive real deep, Youd admire his locomotion!
SuperSouthernCaliforniaDiver in the Ocean
:tease:
keralucu
Senior Member
*clap, clap, clap, clap, clap*
(Can I come out from under my desk now?)
LOL, LOL, LOL
(Can I come out from under my desk now?)
LOL, LOL, LOL
The Chairman
Chairman of the Board
As Harrison (Bugs) and I surveyed the ocean depths, my son's mind turned to but one thing... LOBSTER. AND, so as to draw in some of the younger crowd, he and I penned this together on the looooong drive home, using one of his fav songs!!!
With our apologies to the Gorillaz and all those who love their song Clint Eastwood
(song)
I WANT LOBSTER
Really bad!
SO I CAN PUT THEM
In a bag
Theyre swimmin
But not for long
Ill catch them ,
Then move along
(rap)
Bugs is my name,
And lobsters my game,
Some people think
We are one in the same
I catch em, and clean em,
And put em in a pan,
Broil or steam them,
ANYWAY I CAN!
(song)
I NEED LOBSTER
Really bad!
AND I PUT THEM
In my bag
Theyre quick,
And taste real cool,
But Im faster!
A real lobsterin fool!!
(rap)
I go huntin for em
Under the sea,
I just got to catch
Some lobster for me!
They scoot under rocks
And sponges too
Long as theyre here,
I got somethin to do!
(song)
I WANT LOBSTER
Really bad!
SO I CAN PUT THEM
In a bag
Theyre swimmin
But not for long
Ill catch them ,
And sing my song,
Sing my song,
Sing my song
:tease:
With our apologies to the Gorillaz and all those who love their song Clint Eastwood
(song)
I WANT LOBSTER
Really bad!
SO I CAN PUT THEM
In a bag
Theyre swimmin
But not for long
Ill catch them ,
Then move along
(rap)
Bugs is my name,
And lobsters my game,
Some people think
We are one in the same
I catch em, and clean em,
And put em in a pan,
Broil or steam them,
ANYWAY I CAN!
(song)
I NEED LOBSTER
Really bad!
AND I PUT THEM
In my bag
Theyre quick,
And taste real cool,
But Im faster!
A real lobsterin fool!!
(rap)
I go huntin for em
Under the sea,
I just got to catch
Some lobster for me!
They scoot under rocks
And sponges too
Long as theyre here,
I got somethin to do!
(song)
I WANT LOBSTER
Really bad!
SO I CAN PUT THEM
In a bag
Theyre swimmin
But not for long
Ill catch them ,
And sing my song,
Sing my song,
Sing my song
:tease:
