Divers Song Parodies

[Natasha]

Alison, much better then mine! Good work.
:sunny:

 

[greg somers]

I'm with the new Amoeba in saying you have far too much time on your hands and need to get respectable hobbies like frog rodeo and Elephant testicle tickling and professional shark dentistry or being a toe-jam collector....Something less questionable.
The Gasphychologist is in and taking appointments...Doo Da,Doo Da.... :doctor:

 

[Liquid]

here' another one-
I haven't heard it in years, so whenever in doubt-use "lalalala"

"The Scuba Gear song", to the music of the "bones" song (can't remeber the reall name, but you'll understand I hope...)

The Second stage's connected to the
Mid pressure hose
The mid pressure hose connected to the
First stage
The first stage's connected to
Air tank

That is how we dive!

The air tank's connected to the
Bc
The Bc's connected to the
Bc strap
The bc strap connected
To the diver

That is how we dive!

The left fin's strap's connected to the
Left fin
The left fin's connected to the
Left bootie
The left bootie's connected to the
Left foot!

LA LA LA LA LA!!!!!!!!

The left foot's connected to the
groin
The groin's connected to the
Right foot
The right foot's connected to the
Right bootie

NA NA NA NA NA!!!!!!


This can go on forever....

 

[The Chairman]

With sincere apologies to Simon AND Garfunkle, and anyone who has ever enjoyed the "59th Street Bridge" (Feelin' Groovy)

Slow down!
Ya SCUBA too fast!
Ya got to make your
Air tank last!
Just relax and look at all the life around you!
Dit, dit n’ doey,
SCUBA is groovy!
Ahbadabadadadada, SCUBA’s groovy!!

Hey Dive Master,
Whatcha knowin’
I came to watch your sea life growin!
Aintcha got some advice for me?
Dit, dit n’ doey,
SCUBA is groovy!
Ahbadabadadadada, SCUBA’s groovy!!

I’ve got so much to do,
With an ocean to sea!
I got me a buddy,
To go diving with me!
May nature come out and share her mysteries with me!!!
Dit, dit n’ doey,
SCUBA is groovy!
Ahbadabadadadada, SCUBA’s groovy!!
Ahbadabadadadada, SCUBA’s groovy!!

 

[Natasha]

Love that one Pete. I'm getting sick enough that I printed that one.
:sunny:

 

[The Chairman]

I find myself listening to songs and wondering just how I can twist them... This one was a freebie though. Just came to me while I was diving today and one of the divers was in such a rush!!!

 

[Ontario Diver]

For one of those "special" people......

Abbey ("Sherry" by the Four Seasons in 1962. Thank god for History of Pop Music 206 - cause this song predates Momma Diver's little boy Ontario)

(Guy's ; If'n you want to sing this one, tighten up those jockeys and sing falsetto and get some buddies to sing (back up) <G>)


Sko-oo-ooo-ba, Scubababy
Sko-oo-ooo-ba, Scubababy

Sku-o-o-o-o-o-o-ba ba-a-by (Scubababy)
Ah- Ah- bey, can you dive with me tonight (Dive Dive, dive with me toni-i-ight)
Sku-o-o-o-o-o-o-ba ba-a-by (Scubababy))
Ah- Ah- bey, can you dive with me tonight tonight

(Why don't you swim out) (swim out) to my dive boat
(Swim out) Grab your gear and down we go
(Swim out) We'll watch the dolphins play
We're gonna share-a good Ti-iy-iy-imes

Sku-o-o-o-o-o-o-ba ba-a-by (Scubababy)
Ah- Ah- bey, can you dive with me tonight
(Dive Dive, dive with me toni-i-ight)
(Dive Dive, dive with me toni-i-ight)
You-oo-ooh better ask Bel-uu-shi (Scubababy)
Te-ell him diving cold is all right

Why don't you swim out (swim out) with your wet suit on
(Swim out) Dear, I look so fine
(Swim out) At 90 feet in neoprene
Girl, til we climb the ascent li-i-ine

Sku-o-o-o-o-o-o-ba ba-a-by (Scubababy)
Ah- Ah- bey, can you dive with me tonight
(Dive Dive, dive with me toni-i-ight)
(Dive Dive, dive with me toni-i-ight))
Abbey, Scubababy

 

[scubadweeb]

All you lack is a snorkel,
Certification, yesterday.
You can dive all you want.
Everybody does, well that's okay.

So slide over here,
Onto the platform,
Your moves are so raw,
I've got to let you know,
You goin' on my dive.

I need you to dive...

(I'm workin' on one to Fire Down Below from Bob Segar)

 

[Iguana Don]

Hurry up with the Bob Segar, he's my favorite!

 

[scubadweeb]

Here comes I.D., he's looking mighty fine
Here comes the gasman, he's steppin' right on time
Here comes the Liquid & don’t forget Greg G,
They headin’ for a boat & they headin’ toward the sea,
All through the shallows, they come and they go
With only one thing in common
They got to scuba dive below

Here comes the redhead with her S.P.F. sun screen
Here comes Natasha, wearin’ brand new neoprene,
Here comes TomVyles, keralucu and NetDoc,
One thing for certain it ain't never gonna stop
When it all gets too heavy,
TexasMike - Ontario,
They have one thing in common
They got to scuba dive below

It happens in Barbados, it happens in Palau,
On the bloody bay of Cayman
In the depths of ole’ Curacao

And it went on yesterday and it's going on tonight
Somewhere there's somebody getting’ ready to go dive!

And they’re looking out for fish or a wreck would be just fine,
They’re cruisin’ the reef for groupers,
And we find them every time,
When the seabed calls your name, you know that it’s alright,
We’ll be slipping into water, slipping out of sight
All through the oceans,
Watch 'em come and watch 'em go
With only one thing in common
They got to scuba dive below