Divers Song Parodies

[Liquid]

"The Skin Divers Song"
To Pink-Floid's "Another Brick In The wall"

We don't need no regulators
We dont need no Bouyancy control

No noisy bubbles in the water
Divers leave this fish alone.

Hey DIVER! LEAVE this fish alone!

What we'r gone do now is just a-nother jump from the boat.

(The talking part)

HEYHO!
Feel your lungs!
How can you dive if you Do'nt feel your lungs!?
You can't dive if you dont feel your lungs!

Poet everybody! He think's he's a poet!
(Well, ok then, maibe Im not!!!)

 

[The Chairman]

I love that song... may I add to it?

 

[Liquid]

I humbly thank you NetDoc!

You certainly can!

 

[scubadweeb]

Greg!
How 'bout another song? I really enjoyed the way you exemplified the "ahs"! You know;

Another one boards the boat-ah.
Another one boards the boat-ah.

NetDoc-
I KNOW you have a plethora of songs in that dissimilar mind of yours - can we have one more?


Liquid-
Just one more...please? AC/DC maybe....

Ontario Diver-
How ‘bout the Partridge Family? Bet you could come up with some profound lyrics for that group?!

 

[MnLakeDiver]

I'm trying alot of new things lately might as well try this too

(to if your gonna play in Texas)

If you'r gonna dive in Texas gotta have a dive light in your hand
15 feet of vis an't for a carabien man.
so grab a regulator, a b.c. and make a plan
If your gonna dive in Texas gotta have a dive light in your hand.

I rember out at athens,
Hammer putting on a show
when a diver surfaced yelling YOU SHOULD SEE HIM BLOW
you say ya'll wana picture
well the lighting ant that grand
If you'r gonna dive in texas you gotta have a dive light in your hand

(refrain)

 

[TexasMike]

Even better (and possibly funnier) challenge:

• The 12 days of Christmas...

This one can take on many themes including:

• toys/gear
• diver screwups (bends, jelly stings, chamber rides)
• and any other's that can get silly

Pete, Uncle Ontie, you up to it?

 

[Ontario Diver]

Partidge Family......Well I'll have to ask my older parents just who they are....

This is from their theme song from the TV show. (I saw it in university - Ancient History of TV 102)

The Certification Authority (Come On Get Diving)

C'mon kid, It's an easy to learn SCUBA
Come on, get PADI
A whole lotta training is what They'll be doin'
Then you try NAUI

They all look the same but instructors are different
And it'll take some extra time, but YMCA might be better
Arguments always happens whenever we dive together
It really shouldn't matter if we're gettin wetter
Travelin' in Europe, There's other ways of goin'
SSI, and B-SAC
A whole lotta confusion is caused by different training
Let's just go divin'

Let's just go divin'
Let's just go divin'

(And no, this is not, I repeat NOT, anti or pro any specific group, I've just noticed that its a good way of getting on peoples nerves - so I make some fun!)

Profound enough, Scuba Dweeb? :tease:

 

[scubadweeb]

TexasMike! What if You start, then NetDoc does the next verse, then Ontario, etc, etc until we get all 12 days? What do you think? (Maybe you're thinking; "she's getting a little too excited about this")?

Ontario Diver,
Hmmm, "Well I'll have to ask my older parents just who they are...." Now, now, 25 years isn't THAT old!

"I saw it in university - Ancient History of TV 102" -hm, er, uh...

Once I got passed the references to "age" (present company EXCLUDED, I'm sure) I laughed my fanny off! "C'mon get Padi"! Now I'll be singing another twisted version of a golden oldie all evening! Did I say golden oldie? I mean, a new & hip song...


MnLakeDiver,
Wooooooooooooooo, Dogie, Hot Damn! I bow to your C&W ways!

Thanks for the laugh, folks.

 

[TexasMike]

Dweebster........actually, it would be more funny if just one person does it. The theme and humor will carry better.

 

[TexasMike]

Another challenge:

• "I Got a New Drug" by Huey Lewis & The News