Divers Song Parodies

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NetDoc, if you choose to take on this next assignment.....

Well, you get the pic. In reading the last couple of posts I think the NATASHA THEME should come from either "I woke up this morning, you were on my mind" (can't remember the group though, went brain dead :bonk: or from "Satisfaction" by rubber lips himself (Mick Jagger).

Oops, WE FIVE - that was the group.
 
Mickey is less than a thousand platters ahead of me... I think I can take him!!! Naw, Natasha (mother of two who also dives) needs a REAL HIGH EVERGY SONG... like "Let's get Physical" by ONJ, "She's a Maniac" by whoever they were, or "Hit me with your Best Shot" by PB... or maybe even somthing sultry like "Simply Irresistable" or "Addicted to Love" by RP.

Hey Tasha dahlink... what's -YOUR- favorite song??? Work with me here, will ya???

BTW, I have already gotten one uh, "response" to my DIR song. It wasn't too bad, but some people just take my demented humor WAY too seriously.
 
Netdoc,

I try to dive DIR, and thought that your song was great! Keep it up...
 
Just watch your metre on line three, and simplify lines 4 thru 6... NAW... just kidding I thought it was great. I only wish I were paid for this though... I just like to joke and play around. I guess thats why the boys love me as an Assistant Scoutmster... I never grew up and refuse to start trying to grow up now! And please, PLEASE keep writing... I'm running out of ideas. At least I am running out of ideas that I could actually post on the board... as the other regulators grin...
 
A bit off the subject, but still on Jagger.
They said he has been writing music for 40 years. And he has a degree from the College of London in Business Economics. Pretty wild huh? He's not as dumb as he looks. LoL
They said he does all the band's business and manages his own fortune.
Now Pete maybe you need a vacation to get those juices running again...
:sunny:
 
Yup, that's right, Willie and Julio, they just couldn't remember the words so they substituted.

To all the divers I knew before
Who were rushin in and out the shore
I'm glad you took the chance
With only a quick glance
To all the divers I knew before

To all the divers I know right now
Sitting on the diveboat bow
It's time to get wet
There isn't any threat
To all the divers I know right now.


ahem, excuse me but I think it is time I get out of here and head for home. As my favorite group Alabama would sing
"It's 5 o'clock 500" time. Pickup trucks, cars and buses are in my way.
 
WIth apologies to all who loved "Oh Donna", the author and the original artist.

Natasha...

I met a Travel Agent...
Natasha was her name!
Since I met her...
I haven't been quite the same!
But we love our travel age-ent,
Nata-a-a-sha
Where can I go????
Oh, where can I go?

Last Spring she sent me
To old Mejico!
We dove by a nuke plant,
Now my skin's all aglow!
But we love our travel age-ent,
Nata-a-a-sha
Where can I go????
Oh, where can I go?

This summer she booked me
Some dives in Belize...
She couldn't have known there
Would be twenty foot seas!
But we love our travel age-ent,
Nata-a-a-sha
Where can I go????
Oh, where can I go?

Oh, Nata-a-sha
Oh Natasha!
Oh, Nata-a-sha
Oh Natasha!
But we love our travel age-ent,
Nata-a-a-sha
Where can I go????
Oh, where can I go?

Now she's got me going...
To Afghanistan!
No rivers, lakes or oceans,
Just arrid dry land!
But we love our travel age-ent,
Nata-a-a-sha
Where can I go????
Oh, where can I go?

I met a Travel Agent...
Natasha was her name!
Since I met her...
I haven't been quite the same!
But we love our travel age-ent,
Nata-a-a-sha
Where can I go????
Oh, where can I go?
 
Pete,
I love it! ((((((( Passing out tickets to Afghanistan))))))))))))
What an overnight brainstorm you had! Must have been the aura from the new hurricane brewing in the Caribbean. Anyone want to go?
:sunny:
Thanks Pete. Awesome.
 
But this thread just won't die... posted with permission from Iggy himself...

Of course tonight Don was giving me his usual ration of "poop" when an inspiration for a new nick hit me like... well like a ton of bat feces... hence we now have (drum roll please)

"Guano Don"
(to the tune of "Baby Face")

Guano Don,
We have the greenest little, Guano Don.
He's not the type of guy
You would want to step on,
Please just use the John
He's our little,
Our little Guano Don!

Oh that smell!
If you can get past it
You will think he's swell!
If you can out last it!
But, when you see his face,
What a disgrace!
Just like a Picasso,
It's a little out of place!!!

Guano Don,
We have the greenest little, Guano Don.
He's not the type of guy
You would want to step on,
Please just use the John
He's our little,
Our little Guano Don
 

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