Here in Texas we have what you might call a "Right to Work" state and those shirts are very reasonably priced. Say $15.
Now in Jersey, things don't quite work that way. You see, there's the union labor and oh yeah, my cousin Antonio. He's the one that makes sure nothing bad is gonna happen to you while you have the shirt on. It all adds up. We're probably looking at $250-300. Could be more for an XL.

