shugar
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about directly proportional to the chances of getting roundhoused... but you never know... you might just get lucky if you play it rightMike Veitch:
Jag
Carry On Luggage and Manila Airport
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shugar
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so what's your dildo story?Mike Veitch:Ahhh, man....do i have to go back to page one to start reading this thread!!!
I open page seven to let you all know about a dildo story in hand check and i see free kisses are being given away....
See what happens when drinking tequila all night!!
are we allowed to say "dildo" on SB?
dildo dildo dildo...
i guess so
Jag
pakman
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shugar:
Sooo, when i used to work in Palau a good friend was from S. Africa. He worked with a girl from Belize. She had been livin on boats for quite some time....as he was going on holiday to S. Africa she wanted him to bring back a large black dildo for her.....
Well, he bought it.. but the dummy kept it in his hand luggage!!!! Sure enough, in the line up in the gate at the bottom of the stairs in the Manila airport his bag got hand checked just like everyone else.... "excuse me sir, what is this?" "Well, its a dildo!" "I don't know what that means sir, can you tell me what it is?" All embarrassed in front of loads of people.... "Oh, never mind, just keep the damn thing!!!" As he walked off all embarressed! So, we had one upset Belizean chef and one happy baggage checker!
Well, he bought it.. but the dummy kept it in his hand luggage!!!! Sure enough, in the line up in the gate at the bottom of the stairs in the Manila airport his bag got hand checked just like everyone else.... "excuse me sir, what is this?" "Well, its a dildo!" "I don't know what that means sir, can you tell me what it is?" All embarrassed in front of loads of people.... "Oh, never mind, just keep the damn thing!!!" As he walked off all embarressed! So, we had one upset Belizean chef and one happy baggage checker!
pakman
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shugar:
or when
Sniff sniff...smell that?!?pakman:or when
J E L U S!!!!
ps: yes people i know that is spelled wrong!
shugar
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mike, you spelled it wrongMike Veitch:
Jag
shugar
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this story would be sooooo much more interesting with pictures...Mike Veitch:Sooo, when i used to work in Palau a good friend was from S. Africa. He worked with a girl from Belize. She had been livin on boats for quite some time....as he was going on holiday to S. Africa she wanted him to bring back a large black dildo for her.....
Well, he bought it.. but the dummy kept it in his hand luggage!!!! Sure enough, in the line up in the gate at the bottom of the stairs in the Manila airport his bag got hand checked just like everyone else.... "excuse me sir, what is this?" "Well, its a dildo!" "I don't know what that means sir, can you tell me what it is?" All embarrassed in front of loads of people.... "Oh, never mind, just keep the damn thing!!!" As he walked off all embarressed! So, we had one upset Belizean chef and one happy baggage checker!
Jag
shugar:
You got money, i got pics!!!
shugar
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no thank you... my mother taught me never to pay good money for pictures of big black dildosMike Veitch:
You got money, i got pics!!!
Jag
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