Wow! That would represent an EPIC (EPIC!!!) failure. Epic on its own as a failure of SeaBear's. But, EPIC because if the quality is that bad, ScubaPro/Johnson Outdoors also had an epic failure of due diligence when they completed the acquisition of SeaBear.
This part of the discussion makes me feel better and better about my purchase. Not the H3 itself - I couldn't be happier with mine, really. No, this makes me more happy with my choice of who to buy it from. My retailer has an unlimited return policy. If my H3 ever dies and I can't get it fixed or get a suitable replacement, I always have the last resort of returning it to the place I bought it from for a full refund (in the form of store credit - and they also sell Shearwater). Like I said before, I think I'll be just fine.