Huh? You're 20 miles from Will Rogers which is handy, but whatever. SWA doesn't book fares from Lubbock to Cozumel. I do wonder why, but they do whatever they want to.
That made no sense, but okay.
What? Oh, you're not a Supporting member so you're getting ads that are based on your search history, so I guess you or someone searched for something to do whatever that does.
Sorry if I wasn't clear....
If it would save you $200 each ticket on flights, you could park at my house and fly out of OKC. I figure it is a good idea to appease the resident Scubaboard Accident and Incident God so I don't get found on your google search one day. If not, Parking is $6 a day I think.
Vagisil.....uhhhhhhh....just google it. Getting your hand slammed in the squeeze chute while working cattle is likely to draw the comment from your helpers, "Rub some Vagisil on it and let's finish the day...."
Next time you're in Lubbock, have a He-man Woman Hater Burger, Okra, and Fried Cheese at Spanky's for me. I'm old enough to remember when it was a dingy white cinder block building in the mid 80's.
Again, sorry if that offer wasn't clear. Offer stands.