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  1. gfisher4792

    Corrupt-a-Wish

    Granted, but it's black, has 4 fins and is infused with seal scent. I wish my job paid more.
  2. gfisher4792

    Corrupt-a-Wish

    Granted, but they are parking tickets and you owe $5000 in fines. On a side note, I'm happy to see the thread I started 2 years ago seems to be cruising along just fine. I wish this thread keeps going and going and going....
  3. gfisher4792

    Corrupt-a-Wish

    Granted, but the reason it's down is because it's frozen solid I wish I could figure out why my internet connection is slow
  4. gfisher4792

    Corrupt-a-Wish

    Granted, but you never wake up I wish there were no ticks in the world
  5. gfisher4792

    Corrupt-a-Wish

    Granted, but normal working hours are now 8:00am to 10pm. I wish my coffee tasted better right now.
  6. gfisher4792

    Corrupt-a-Wish

    Granted, now all your lakes are saltier than the Great Salt Lake and nothing can live in it (including your equipment) - on a side note, doesn't Texas have the Gulf of Mexico? I wish Connecticut had better salt water diving than it does now.
  7. gfisher4792

    Corrupt-a-Wish

    Granted, but you just had a too close encounter with an jet plane engine I wish I was still on vacation
  8. gfisher4792

    Corrupt-a-Wish

    Granted, but you're wearing a leotard that's a mix of polka dots and paisley. I wish I was home right now instead of working late.
  9. gfisher4792

    Corrupt-a-Wish

    Granted, but it's a overdue loan from "Rocko the Thumbbreaker" and he's coming to collect. I wish my cough would go away
  10. gfisher4792

    Corrupt-a-Wish

    Granted, but now it hurts from eating all those potato chips I wish my job paid better
  11. gfisher4792

    Corrupt-a-Wish

    Granted, but it just piles itself in front of doors and on top of your car, and reveals nothing but sand underneath. I wish I brought a better lunch today.
  12. gfisher4792

    Corrupt-a-Wish

    Granted, but they're McD's fires that are 48 hours old. I wish The work day was over already.
  13. gfisher4792

    Corrupt-a-Wish

    Oh, good, the oceans are now 10 degrees warmer and all the reefs are dead. I wish I knew how Mystic was yesterday.
  14. gfisher4792

    Corrupt-a-Wish

    Granted, but he has bad BO and drools a lot. I wish that I had a bigger car to use for diving.
  15. gfisher4792

    Corrupt-a-Wish

    Granted, but now he'll start PM-ing you about p-valves I wish it was a dive day today
  16. gfisher4792

    Corrupt-a-Wish

    Granted, but humans go extinct because their brains can't resolve the conflict of being completely honest with each other while being respectful. I wish I didn't have a boss who is also insane.
  17. gfisher4792

    Mint Error Penny

    My wife uses this site sometimes with unusual coins; I glanced and saw something about "S" coins. Some interesting coin history stuff, as well as error coins. It may help: What's My coin Worth?
  18. gfisher4792

    Corrupt-a-Wish

    Granted, let us know how that Apple IIe is working out for you. I wish there were better shows on TV
  19. gfisher4792

    Corrupt-a-Wish

    Granted. Now all you have to do is give the dog Ex-lax and wait. I wish I had a new car.
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