Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bratface]

Granted, but now your stomach looks like Popeye's arm muscles.

I wish I knew how to cook

 

[Bratface]

Granted, but she still goes to school in Hawaii...

I wish I had my own charter boat...

Granted, but now I'm your chef.


I wish I had a million dollars

 

[gfisher4792]

Granted, but now I'm your chef.


I wish I had a million dollars

Granted, but it's a overdue loan from "Rocko the Thumbbreaker" and he's coming to collect.

I wish my cough would go away

 

[Northeastwrecks]

It did, but that's only because you can't breathe at all.

I wish for less stress.

 

[teknitroxdiver]

Granted. Have fun 6 feet under.

I wish I had a Citation Bravo.

 

[almitywife]

granted - but it gets stolen 1 min after you get it - before you even got to try it out!

i wish for someone to answer the phone down the hall that keeps ringing!

 

[teknitroxdiver]

Granted. It's the fire chief calling about your house.

I wish I had an Inspiration.

 

[almitywife]

granted - but then you find out that the Prisms and DiveRites are better

i wish to be debt free

 

[teknitroxdiver]

(ooh...Buuuurrnn)

No problem, the government was happy to cancel your debt in exchange for testing their latest nerve gas on you!

I wish I had a Whipple supercharger for my 327.

 

[almitywife]

granted - but fuel then costs $1000USD per gallon and you cant afford to go anywhere
(a whipple for a 327 is a car bit isnt it?)

i wish i had a Prism or DiveRite rebreather so i can annoy TekNitroxDiver as its a better rebreather than his!