Corrupt-a-Wish

[ch0ppersrule]

ALMITY: granted but you have to work saturday the 25th and your company has filed bankruptcy and can't pay you


i wish i could find my shot records so I don't have to get a bunch more shots next week

 

[fishb0y]

granted but you have to work saturday the 25th and your company has filed bankruptcy and can't pay you


i wish i could find my shot records so I don't have to get a bunch more shots next week

Granted, but your records show you need 24 anthrax shots in the stomach and buttocks...

I wish I was more like my Papa...

 

[Bratface]

Granted, but now you are married to your mama.

I wish I had a good hair day every day.

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, but they say your last shots were in 1953, plus you have rabies.

I wish fishb0y's gas didn't smell like a dead chinchilla!

 

[Taniwha]

granted, but now you don't have good hair.

I wish I could type a little faster.

 

[ch0ppersrule]

granted, but everyone else can type faster now too


i wish my daughter would study her homework

 

[Bratface]

Granted, but now you have 9 fingers on each hand.

I wish I owned a Porsche 911

 

[fishb0y]

granted, but now you don't have good hair.

I wish I could type a little faster.

Granted, but now you are stuck working at the DMV

I wish I could sing like a bird...

 

[fishb0y]

Granted, but now you have 9 fingers on each hand.

I wish I owned a Porsche 911

Granted, but the license plate says MATCHBOX...

I wish I could stomach spinach

 

[fishb0y]

granted, but everyone else can type faster now too


i wish my daughter would study her homework

Granted, but she still goes to school in Hawaii...

I wish I had my own charter boat...