Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bratface]

Granted. You did finish your website, but you live next door to my ape neighbor who broke into your house and trashed the place.

I wish I would get off my *** and get my taxes done.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish I would get off my *** and get my taxes done.

Granted. You end up being audited and find out that you owe Uncle Sam hundreds of thousands, or else you can donate your spleen.

I wish I were a CUTE iguana.

 

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

Granted. You end up being audited and find out that you owe Uncle Sam hundreds of thousands, or else you can donate your spleen.

I wish I were a CUTE iguana.

Granted! But you're gay....and like to wear little hot pink iguana hot pants!!

I wish I would meet the man of my dreams!

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Granted! But you're gay....and like to wear little hot pink iguana hot pants!!

You say that like it's a bad thing! And it's a TUTU!! :lol:

I wish I would meet the man of my dreams!

Granted. Turns out to be a pretty annoying dream....

I wish I had my own dive boat.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Wish granted. It has an engine that backfires and stalls many times. The paint is cracking and the bow has a hole in it, so no deep water for you.

I wish SB people remembered my birthday.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish SB people remembered my birthday.

Granted! The Southern Baptists throw you a hellacious party!


I wish my dive booties didn't smell so bad.

 

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

Granted! The Southern Baptists throw you a hellacious party!


I wish my dive booties didn't smell so bad.

Granted! But now they are pink with little flowers on them...upside is that they match your tutu!!

I wish a tree would drop on my ex's house! :evil:

 

[fishb0y]

Granted! But now they are pink with little flowers on them...upside is that they match your tutu!!

I wish a tree would drop on my ex's house! :evil:

Granted but now he has to move in with you...

I wish I had as much hair on my head that I have on my chest...

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish I had as much hair on my head that I have on my chest...

Granted. Enjoy your new giant afro!


I wish I had a really nice underwater photography kit.

 

[fishb0y]

Granted. Enjoy your new giant afro!


I wish I had a really nice underwater photography kit.

Granted... too bad your underwater photography kit wasn't water proof.

I wish I was Jessica Alba's wetsuit.