Corrupt-a-Wish

[almitywife]

granted - but a new law introduced is that all ceilings must be shorter and you keep hitting your head

i wish i was thinner

 

[fishb0y]

granted - but a new law introduced is that all ceilings must be shorter and you keep hitting your head

i wish i was thinner

Granted, but now a shark is a little chunkier thanks to a piece of you hip.

I wish I had gills

 

[almitywife]

granted -but that nut in israel designed them and you know they wont work! (did you see his plans for artificial gills)

i wish the guy next door to my office would shut up for the day

 

[Supernal]

Granted, but you're the prime suspect in the murder trial.

I wish for world peace and thinner thighs.

 

[fishb0y]

Granted, but you're the prime suspect in the murder trial.

I wish for world peace and thinner thighs.

Granted, however the genie misheard you and you now have worldly thighs and thinner peace due to illicit affairs because of your thighs.

I wish I could swim like I could when I was in high school.

 

[almitywife]

Granted - but you also know only as much as you did as when you were in highschool

i wish i had the inside "vibe" on the next big craze so i can capitalize on it and retire early and wealthy

 

[Taniwha]

Granted - but you also know only as much as you did as when you were in highschool

i wish i had the inside "vibe" on the next big craze so i can capitalize on it and retire early and wealthy

Granted, but the next big craze is, actually, an inside "vibe"...using vibrators in public...and you are the world-wide guru.

I wish I didn't have to face it, that I'm addicted to love.

 

[Divingnthedark]

Granted, but the next big craze is, actually, an inside "vibe"...using vibrators in public...and you are the world-wide guru.

I wish I didn't have to face it, that I'm addicted to love.

Granted! Now you are addicted to payless womens shoes
I wish I didn't need to go to sleep so soon

 

[jland800]

granted, you can stay up an extra hour but will sleep for a year straight

I wish the work day would start at a more civilized hour.

 

[Divingnthedark]

granted, you can stay up an extra hour but will sleep for a year straight
I wish the work day would start at a more civilized hour.

ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Granted! I am now sleeping and sleep talking so loudly that I have kept you awake all night. You can start work at whatever civilized hour you like but you are too tired to get up
I wish someone would send me some money to spend in Coz next month