Corrupt-a-Wish

[Fish_Whisperer]

Granted, but bat guano isn't a very nutritious or appetizing breakfast.

Yes it is. You just have to eat a lot MORE of it! Yum yum!!

I wish I could go back to Cozumel and leave this hellacious winter behind.

Enjoy your leaky canoe ride!

I wish I could go back to sleep.

 

[Giggi]

lol...YUCK!

Granted, but now you're Rip Van Winkle and when you wake up 20 years from now, all of your hair (what's left of it) will be gray, your diving equipment will be rotted, and you'll be a grandfather. *ducks*

I wish I had a maid.

 

[ffestpirate]

lol...YUCK!

Granted, but now you're Rip Van Winkle and when you wake up 20 years from now, all of your hair (what's left of it) will be gray, your diving equipment will be rotted, and you'll be a grandfather. *ducks*

I wish I had a maid.

Granted...turns out to be a milkmaid and she keeps trying to milk your neighbor's poodle

I wish a 3 day /24 hour workweek was the norm

 

[Giggi]

Granted, but now you can't afford to eat or dive.

I wish my maid would stop trying to milk the neighbor's poodle. It's getting embarrassing.

 

[scubajoh44]

Granted, but now she's trying to milk your cat.

I wish I won a vacation....

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted. Now the back yard has enough bovines to keep the maid busy around the clock. Your neighbors are not impressed.

I wish the lake had the same vis as cozumel.

 

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

Granted. Now the back yard has enough bovines to keep the maid busy around the clock. Your neighbors are not impressed.

I wish the lake had the same vis as cozumel.

Granted, but now it's only 3 ft deep, with some really nasty bacteria living in it!!

I wish I could go back to Thailand!

 

[scubajoh44]

granted, but you can't find anyone who speaks english or any dive gear.....

I wish I would win a vacation.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish I would win a vacation.

Granted. Welcome to Kabul, Afghanistan. Please wear your Burkha properly.

I wish spring would finally get here!

 

[scubajoh44]

granted, but your in Kabul, Afghanistan. ;0)

I wish I could finally swim with a whale shark