Corrupt-a-Wish

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish I could finally swim with a whale shark

Granted. Congratulations, "Jonah."

I wish I lived in Key Largo.

 

[scubajoh44]

Granted, but as soon as you move in a huge hurrican hits and wipes all your possessions away.

I wish my salary was doubled.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish my salary was doubled.

Granted. (After first being reduced to $.01/month) Don't spend it all in one place now, mm-kay?

I wish I knew all of the secrets of the universe.

 

[scubajoh44]

Granted, but you live alone on a space station gazing out into the universe for the rest of your life.

I wish I could go to the moon. (that's a loaded one...)

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Granted, but you live alone on a space station gazing out into the universe for the rest of your life.

W00T! SCORE!!!!

I wish I could go to the moon. (that's a loaded one...)

"Pow! To the moon!" LOL!

I wish I had a bowl of popcorn...

 

[scubajoh44]

Granted, but you realize the "yellow" isn't butter.

I wish someone would build me a new house for free.

 

[jland800]

granted....its in lovely downtown Bagdad!! Enjoy!


I wish it were time to go home from work

 

[scubajoh44]

Granted, but when you get home, you find that your house has burnt down.....

I wish I had a makeover.

 

[genxweb]

Granted but it is made out of mud and crumbles after the first rain.

I wish I could have my sinuses removed.

 

[ffestpirate]

Granted, but when you get home, you find that your house has burnt down.....

I wish I had a makeover.

Congratulations, you're phyllis diller

I wish it were an endless weekend