Corrupt-a-Wish

[scubajoh44]

granted, but your home is the bahamians stew pot now

I wish I could think of a full-safe wish

 

[ffestpirate]

granted, but your home is the bahamians stew pot now

LMAO!! Damn....just when it's time to go home!

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted You now have a full safe in your house that no one can open or move.

I wish I could dive with those guys on deep sea detective.

 

[scubajoh44]

Granted, but a giant squid eats your dive buddy.

I wish I could grown wings and fly.

 

[scubapolly]

I wish I could grown wings and fly.

Granted but now you can't get a date.

I wish SCUBA gear was free.

 

[teknitroxdiver]

Absolutely. The oceans dried up though. So did the lakes.

I wish my laptop was reeeally fast.

 

[jonnythan]

Granted.. but it's so fast, it vaporized itself from the heat output.

I wish my water didn't taste like the East River.

 

[scubajoh44]

granted, but it ran away from you.

I wish there was a package on my doorstep with a whole new set of gear in it.

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, but it's the worm gear for the differential on a monster truck.

I wish I didn't have to do my taxes.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish there was a package on my doorstep with a whole new set of gear in it.

Granted. But the secret service scooped it up because of Homeland Security concerns of unguarded, unsecured packages.

I wish I could be adopted by a fabulously dumb supermodel with a delicate heart condition, who signs her billions over to me, and thinks I'm sexier than Mel Gibson.