Corrupt-a-Wish

[jonnythan]

Granted, but she chains you up in the basement as a sex slave and ends up living to be 120.

I wish I was fabulously happy.

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, but it's Anna Nicole Smith (you may never get your billions).

I still wish I didn't have to do my taxes.

 

[scubajoh44]

granted, but she soon spends her billions on a cure for her heart condition and a sex change.

I wish I could speak to animals.

 

[Supernal]

I wish I could speak to animals.

Granted, but all they want to do is whine and complain.


I wish my cat could walk on her hind legs.

 

[ch0ppersrule]

granted, but now you have to walk on your hands and feet forever


i wish my allergies would stop bugging me

 

[ONESPEED]

Granted, but now you have a raging case of bird flu.

I wish I was diving the Great Barrier Reef!

 

[scubapolly]

I wish I was diving the Great Barrier Reef!

Granted... but I'm with you.

I wish I knew speedo's real age.

(couldn't resist)

 

[ch0ppersrule]

he's 80- gotta love that botox

i wish it wouldn't rain the rest of the week (I have to drive a lot and the rain brings nothing but potholes)

 

[almitywife]

Granted - but that new landscape garden you just won dies

i wish Speed would just spill his guts to Polly about his age

 

[fishb0y]

he's 80- gotta love that botox

i wish it wouldn't rain the rest of the week (I have to drive a lot and the rain brings nothing but potholes)

Granted, it stoped raining, but the sewers are now all backed up...oops, hold on now...

I wish I didn't look so damn sexy in my speedo.