Corrupt-a-Wish

[Divingnthedark]

ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Granted! I am now sleeping and sleep talking so loudly that I have kept you awake all night. You can start work at whatever civilized hour you like but you are too tired to get up
I wish you let me wake up...if I sleep for a year, I'll miss my trip and you may lose your job!

 

[Dave in PA]

I wish someone would send me some money to spend in Coz next month

Granted, it's in Saddam era Iraqi Dinars

I my boss wouldn't keep coming around when I'm on SB instead of working.

 

[Divingnthedark]

Granted, it's in Saddam era Iraqi Dinars

I my boss wouldn't keep coming around when I'm on SB instead of working.

Okay Granted! You are no longer employed your boss fired you now you can spend lots of time at SB!!
I wish I had some pesos for Coz....dinars won't spend well!

 

[Giggi]

Granted, but you're in trouble with the Mexican officials for counterfeiting pesos.

I wish my opinions didn't get me into so much trouble.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish my opinions didn't get me into so much trouble.

Granted. You've been lobotomized.

I wish I could dive with sharks and whales and whale sharks and dolphins.

 

[Giggi]

Granted, but they have all become carnivores and you're the main dish on the fish/cetacean menu.

I wish this jerk at work would get off my back.

 

[fishb0y]

Granted, but they have all become carnivores and you're the main dish on the fish/cetacean menu.

I wish this jerk at work would get off my back.

Granted, however your head has been surgically implanted next to his and you spend the rest of your days bickering and being known as the 2 headed freak...

I wish there was no Daylight Savings.

 

[Giggi]

Granted, but that's because there is no more daylight. The sun has just imploded and we're all going to die in the next 24 hours.

I wish I were on a different planet.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish I were on a different planet.

Granted. Gosh, don't you wish it would warm up from -134F? (Breathable atmosphere would be a definite perk, too!)

I wish I had a great big breakfast!

 

[Giggi]

Granted, but bat guano isn't a very nutritious or appetizing breakfast.

I wish I could go back to Cozumel and leave this hellacious winter behind.