Corrupt-a-Wish

[justleesa]

Granted, but they break everything

Then I wish that the morning is good

 

[DiverBuoy]

But you discover an alternate reality where night never ends.

I wish I was indestructible.

 

[ch0ppersrule]

granted, you are forever in a full body cast and can't dive ever again

i wish i could get to sleep before 2 am (everymorning)

 

[DiverBuoy]

it suddenly dawns on you that you actually do get to sleep before 2am, some 23 hours before 2am the following day.

I wish my indestructible body cast was a flexible diving apparatus with unlimited air and no decompression obligation so I wouldn't want to dive without it ever again.

 

[Stivo]

I wish my indestructible body cast was a flexible diving apparatus with unlimited air and no decompression obligation so I wouldn't want to dive without it ever again.

Granted. However, you've out on some weight and now it's 4 sizes too small.

I wish all people would be honest and treat all with respect.

 

[gfisher4792]

I wish all people would be honest and treat all with respect.

Granted, but humans go extinct because their brains can't resolve the conflict of being completely honest with each other while being respectful.

I wish I didn't have a boss who is also insane.

 

[Gidds]

granted but there is still the BO issue

I wish John would clean out his PM inbox!

 

[gfisher4792]

granted but there is still the BO issue

I wish John would clean out his PM inbox!

Granted, but now he'll start PM-ing you about p-valves

I wish it was a dive day today

 

[Gidds]

granted but you'll get blown off the rocks if you try to get in today

I wish a very good looking man would appear to serve me pizza and ice cream right now

 

[gfisher4792]

granted but you'll get blown off the rocks if you try to get in today

I wish a very good looking man would appear to serve me pizza and ice cream right now

Granted, but he has bad BO and drools a lot.

I wish that I had a bigger car to use for diving.