Corrupt-a-Wish

[Gidds]

Granted, but you have to take me along, all expenses paid :evil:

I wish my apt. didn't suck

 

[justleesa]

Granted - But global warming and planet shifting has turned Bonaire into Greenland and TN is the tropics with ocean access

Granted, your appartment now blows

I wish to fit in a carryon bag and weigh less than 50lbs

 

[Gidds]

granted but they don't make gear in your size

I wish ring dings were healthy while tasting as they do now

 

[Tassie_Rohan]

Granted - but they are now only available from a small village shop in Tajikistan

I wish I would think of witty replies BEFORE someone else has posted an answer.

 

[justleesa]

granted, but everybody stops playing

I wish I had a real wish

 

[ScubaTexan]

Granted....and you just used it

I wish there were some semi-intelligent movies coming out

 

[justleesa]

granted...but it is in Swaheli (sp?) w/o subtitles

ok, I wish for 10 real wishes....to bestow to friends

 

[Trinigordo]

Granted: But the fine members of Scubaboard corrupt all ten wishes.

I wish I had an ounce of super bubonic chronic

 

[justleesa]

You get two! but you are in a country where you get the death penalty for possession

I wish all a good night

 

[ch0ppersrule]

granted, but it is always morning

i wish someone would unpack all my household goods when I move in 2 weeks