Corrupt-a-Wish

[Brandon]

I want to win PowerBall.

Granted. You win the lottery, but die the next day. (Isn't it ironic? Dontcha think?)

I wish I had a private island in the South Pacific.

-Brandon.

 

[Ken abucs]

Granted, no dive gear, and no contact with the outside world...

(kill me off will ya.)

I want a new dive gas with unlimited bottom time and no Bubbles, toxicity etc,

 

[Brandon]

I want a new dive gas with unlimited bottom time and no Bubbles, toxicity etc,

Granted, but you'll have to "fill your tank" at Taco Bell.

I want a teleporter so I can go diving anywhere, whenever I want.

-Brandon.

 

[justleesa]

granted, but you come out put together wrong

I wish someone would cook a nice meal for us tonight at no cost to us here in Waikiki

 

[Brandon]

I wish someone would cook a nice meal for us tonight at no cost to us here in Waikiki

Granted, Saint Augustine's Soup Kitchen would be happy to feed you.

I wish the next 15 minutes would pass quickly so I could go home.

-Brandon.

 

[Ken abucs]

I wish someone would cook a nice meal for us tonight at no cost to us here in Waikiki

Granted, but due to issues with food safety, you suffer from gastric distress.

I want a fully functional gill instead of a tank.

 

[justleesa]

Granted when you get home you discover there was a power outage and your fridge and freezer have thawed...water everywhere.

Granted you're a fresh water fish

I'd like to go to the beach...with....you!

 

[Ken abucs]

Granted, the water here is 40 degrees F.

I want to go to the beach with you,

 

[justleesa]

Granted, but it's raining :frown: (for 10 more days :bawling: )

I wish for a house like in the movie Hello down there

 

[offroaddiver]

Granted : you now have to fit in a carryon bag and weigh less than 50lbs

I wish i was in Bonaire right now