Corrupt-a-Wish

[ch0ppersrule]

granted, now all the water has evaporated and her swimming skills are useless

i wish my stomach felt better after eating all that popcorn

 

[gfisher4792]

Granted, but now it hurts from eating all those potato chips

I wish my job paid better

 

[Ken abucs]

Ok, another silly time waster. Saw it on another message board, so I thought it would be nice addition here.

Write a wish.
The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it...
(S)he then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

Example:
1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision.
2nd person: Granted, but it only works in nursing homes.

I'll start.

I wish I had a million US dollars.

Granted, but now you work 18 hours a day, 7 days a week.

I wish I didn't have to go on this business trip.

 

[justleesa]

Granted, your car breaks down and you can't go, your boss is pissed off and fires you.

I wish for the winning lottery ticket, that I don't die in the near future and that inflation won't kill the win...(did I cover all my bases?)

 

[Code Monkey]

Granted but you misplace it until the day *after* it expires.

Edit: Sorry, I meant to wish for whirrled peas...

 

[scubapolly]

Granted..... but the sun explodes and kills us all

I wish I had a satelite dish.

 

[justleesa]

Granted, but the birds in you neighborhood just love it...hang around all the time and disrupt your reception

I wish I had put that winning lottery ticket in a better place

 

[jonnythan]

You have your lottery ticket back.....
.... but the sun explodes and kills us all

I wish I could take a taxi to the hotel instead of the subway.

 

[justleesa]

Granted, but it takes all the detours known to mankind and charges you $1000 a mile

I wish I lived in a parallel world where the sun didn't explode, my multi million dollar winning ticket were valid and turned in on time, that I am not dying in the near future, that inflation doesn't ruin it for me, that an ex hubby or someone like that can't take it away from me and that there are things I can spend it on...(is this still considered one wish??? )

 

[robnyc03]

Granted, but on the same day spacemen land on earth and make slaves of us all.

I wish it was June 2006