Corrupt-a-Wish

[Mack Diver]

Granted. Your new job is fighting the range fires in North Texas. Oh, the fire truck just ran out of water and the fire just reversed direction.

I wish I had new dive gear

 

[ch0ppersrule]

granted, but none of it fits

i wish i had some chocolate right now

 

[justleesa]

granted, but its chocolate covered grasshoppers

I wish for no behaviours this WE

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted. You'll have mis-behaviours this WE instead.


I wish my new dive gear fit.

 

[Gidds]

granted, it fits but you're not certified

I wish it were dinner time

 

[Missdirected]

Granted but you are in a poverty stricken country and there is nothing to eat


I wish I had someone to run my errands

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted but they get them all mixed up and can't figure out why the kids were not waiting outside of the grocery store and why did they have to leave your new clothes at the oil change place.

I wish I were diving in Fiji

 

[ScubaMike05]

Wish granted. You forgot your C-card and you had to a 2 day refresher course.

I wish I didn't feel like I am still bobbing out in sea from the ferry from Coz.

 

[ch0ppersrule]

granted, but now you are dizzy from the room spinning after all your drinks at the bar


i wish i could think up some new recipes to cook for dinner. hhhhmmmm

 

[justleesa]

granted, but you need a billion ingredients and a ton of do-hinkies and you have to clean up yourself

I wish they wouldn't play the same movie back to back on TV