Corrupt-a-Wish

[Fish_Whisperer]

i wish Jennifer would stop thinkiing of my hubby in his underwear!

Granted. She's now thinking of YOU in YOUR underwear!

I wish Kiki weren't my neighbor's main course. (Unless he's offering some of that steamed short-grain rice and some seaweed to go with it.)

She is soooo angry!!

 

[almitywife]

granted - kiki was actually the entree

i wish Jennifer would stop thinking of my family in their underwear

 

[Giggi]

Granted, now she's thinking of them naked.

I wish all of our troops will come home safely.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish all of our troops will come home safely.

Granted. To YOUR house! ALL of them!

I wish that hurricane season would pass us by, this year.

 

[Giggi]

Granted. To YOUR house! ALL of them!

Woo hoo! Party at my house! I'll fire up the BBQ -- someone bring some potato salad!

I wish that hurricane season would pass us by, this year.

Granted! This year, we've decided to call it Typhoon Season.

I wish I had a longer attention span.

 

[almitywife]

Giggi, so whats your wish???

 

[Giggi]

I wish nobody had seen that I forgot to make a wish.

There, now you have two to choose from (because I'm greedy that way) bwuahahahah!

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish I had a longer attention span.

Granted. Welcome to being a rock.

I wish my Jeep had more power...

 

[almitywife]

granted - it now drives like a hummer and you crash thru a mercedes dealership on the way to work, causing 8mil in damage and no insurance

i wish i wasnt nekkid right now

 

[gfisher4792]

granted - it now drives like a hummer and you crash thru a mercedes dealership on the way to work, causing 8mil in damage and no insurance

i wish i wasnt nekkid right now

Granted, but you're wearing a leotard that's a mix of polka dots and paisley.

I wish I was home right now instead of working late.