Corrupt-a-Wish

[Giggi]

Granted, but it's the cooling lake at Chernobyl.

I wish I could have a big party at my house for all the SBers.

 

[Supernal]

I wish I could have a big party at my house for all the SBers.

Granted, but they get into a fight over Mask on Forehead vs. No Mask on Forehead and trash the place!


I wish I could travel for free on airlines any time I wanted.

 

[teknitroxdiver]

Sure, but you get to ride in the avionics bay.

I wish I could choose between Pro Dive and EASE

 

[justleesa]

Granted - you can choose, but the prices have sky rocketed and you can no longer afford it

I wish the website that I am trying to upload to would stop crashing

 

[Giggi]

Granted! It doesn't work at all now.

I wish my mother's family weren't a bunch of embarrassing white trash.

 

[justleesa]

granted no longer a bunch, now a they are now a horde

I wish the neighbors car alarm would stop going off

 

[robnyc03]

Granted, Now its YOUR car alarm going off.

I wish I could be better at math.

 

[justleesa]

granted....now you can no longer write in a written language...only #'s

I wish I could start today over

 

[robnyc03]

Granted, but the outcome is still the same.

I wish I could read my wifes mind.

 

[justleesa]

Are you sure? Granted...but you have to deal with her fantasies of other men ...

I wish for a newer car that is in better condition than ours