Corrupt-a-Wish

[justleesa]

granted...you can no longer have baby computers

I'd like a coke to go with my glasses

 

[almitywife]

granted - but it rots your teeth, makes you sterile and you are contributing to a global giant that is immoral
(have to be an aussie-a aussie coke employee got shot 5 times, once in the face and he lost his tongue, and coke is trying to send him bankrupt over legal fees)

I wish to own a new oroton handbag

 

[ScubaTexan]

Granted.....but it's Vanilla Coke

I wish my leg would stop aching...

 

[ch0ppersrule]

granted, now your back hurts

i wish my sister would win the lottery and give me half

 

[ScubaTexan]

granted, now your back hurts

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

 

[almitywife]

granted - but then you find out she aint really your sister...hmmmmmmmmmm

I wish Choppersrule sister ended up being my sister and gave me half!

 

[justleesa]

Granted, your new sister runs off and you get stuck with the taxes :bawling:

(terrible, the coke guy thing!!)

I wish it were raining silver, not water...just for 10 or 20 minutes or so

 

[teknitroxdiver]

Granted, but it's silver bars, so anything it hits is destroyed.

I wish I could get another glass of water without getting up.

 

[justleesa]

Granted...yellow water

I wish Jerry Springer were over (have it on for noise....lordy, lordy)

 

[Giggi]

Granted, now you're stuck with Maury Povich.

I wish Suzanne's student worker would get here so we could go to lunch...I'm starving.