Corrupt-a-Wish

[robnyc03]

Granted, but the car is stolen the next day.

I wish I could cook like a chef.

 

[justleesa]

Granted, but you develop very bad food allergies

I wish our water shed gets full with all the rain we have been having

 

[ch0ppersrule]

granted, but it overflows into your house and wasn't worth it

i wish the brownies would hurry up and cook so I can snack

 

[justleesa]

Granted, you oven goes on the fritz and they burn

hmmmm....I wish for a painless dentist

 

[Brandon]

hmmmm....I wish for a painless dentist

Granted, but the hygenist is a former Israeli "communication" specialist.

I wish I never had to do the dishes after I was done cooking.

-Brandon.

 

[almitywife]

granted - but the health department condems your home becuase of rats and cockroaches

i wish i had the next 3 days off work

 

[justleesa]

Granted, but the hygenist is a former Israeli "communication" specialist.

 

[justleesa]

Granted....you have galstones removed

I wish for new glasses

 

[almitywife]

granted - but the optometrist tells you that you have the worse eyesight he has ever seen and you now wear coke bottle think glasses

i wish to get out of seeing my mother tomorrow

 

[FreeFloat]

Granted... she's kidnapped and held for ransom.

I wish my computer were fixed.